Dirty Omelette

When you take a shit them flatten it out and fold it like an omelette and beat off with it.

Dude:Bro I can’t find my pocket pussy and my girls away on vacation!

Bro: Dude just make a Dirty Omelette.

by Making it clap January 4, 2018

Caviar Omelette

A violent Creampie. That’s it.

Aye bro, we went back to her place and I gave her a caviar omelette.

by DanoDaMano September 4, 2022

omelettized

when eggs are cooked sorta like an omelet but not really. i.e. the finished result is not an omelet but the bottom of the pan is still burnt in the same way as if an omelet had been cooked on it

"man, i was just cooking scrambled eggs but i've omelettized my pot. it tastes good though..."

by osakajakabarakasakaflapajaka May 7, 2009

bacon omelette

When a pig cums in a frying with an egg and the jizz ege mixture is fried in vegetable oil

Hey Max? What what do you want to eat for breakfast?

A bacon omelette!

by gargantuanD June 24, 2022

California Omelette

The California Omelette is the act of filling a squirt gun tank with vaginal discharge and smegma and using it to soak your enemies. Often times, urine is added to the mix to thin out the thick cheese-like discharges.

Tonya thinks she got away stealing my mans! Ima show that ho! Ima give her a California Omelette.

by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

Russian Omelette

A sex move where a guy sticks an egg in a girls vagina and the guys fucks her so hard that he scrambled the egg.

Bro I was hella hungry one night so I but I didn’t have my frying pan so I had to give here the Russian omelette.

by WhiskeredPP December 22, 2020

Tennessee Omelette

A Tennessee Omelette is the act of fucking your girl in a junk car while it’s being crushed. The idea is to nut in her and escape before you are killed by the crusher. In the even that one or both parties are killed in the act, it becomes a Tennessee Ketchup Omelette.

Mandi and I did the Tennessee Omelette in a 75’ Ford LTD at Cooters Crushers last night. Barely made it out.

by Mega Hemroids July 6, 2023