This phrase has multiple definitions: 1. You have made a small error due to incompetence or defect. 2.You have made a large error and are worthy of institutionalisation. 3.You are brain dead and require constant help and support to get through the day.
*Emily tries to unlock a BMW with her Toyota Echo car keys.
Richard: Damn it Emily! Your Omelette Brain is getting worse!
Richard: Damn it Emily! Your Omelette Brain is getting worse!
When a mixture of diarrhea and toilet bowl water splashes up on your butt as a result of an explosive diarrhea splash. Similar to Poseidon’s Kiss, only much more messy.
Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.
by Benjo Basilisk August 24, 2021
Dude:Bro I can’t find my pocket pussy and my girls away on vacation!
Bro: Dude just make a Dirty Omelette.
Bro: Dude just make a Dirty Omelette.
by Making it clap January 04, 2018
A "Jamaican Omelette" is a Marijuana Infused food. It involves infusing Marijuana into a normal Egg Omelette, preferably a French Omelette.
Person 1: Dude, Let's make some weed brownie after school!
Person 2: SHHHHHH! Don't say that loud, people will know! Also let's make a Jamaican Omelette instead!
Person 1: What's a Jamaican Omelette?
Person 2: Precise!
Person 2: SHHHHHH! Don't say that loud, people will know! Also let's make a Jamaican Omelette instead!
Person 1: What's a Jamaican Omelette?
Person 2: Precise!
by SEB_ERRECT September 10, 2019
To store a Tupperware full of semen in a communal fridge.
Derived from the practice of Valencia school students who store semen samples in publicly-accessible cold-storage facilities.
Derived from the practice of Valencia school students who store semen samples in publicly-accessible cold-storage facilities.
by Buggles21 May 08, 2021
(says with rizz) Seriously. Maduka hitler batter omelette. That was seriously fucked up. Wanna kiss?
by Buldge man Suprememe June 25, 2024
A Tennessee Omelette is the act of fucking your girl in a junk car while it’s being crushed. The idea is to nut in her and escape before you are killed by the crusher. In the even that one or both parties are killed in the act, it becomes a Tennessee Ketchup Omelette.
Mandi and I did the Tennessee Omelette in a 75’ Ford LTD at Cooters Crushers last night. Barely made it out.
by Mega Hemroids July 06, 2023