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Middle School

3 years of hell (sometimes maybe two or four).
let me just list em:
1. Snitches patrol the whole campus
2. empty nicotine juice bottles everywhere
3. You get in trouble for bull shit
4. Test scores are easily messed up
5. Teachers have favorites
6. Lunch is a fucking rip off
7. 6th graders start to flirt with 8th graders (mostly 6th grade hoes)
8. Annoying "popular" group of people that always climb on top of each other to feel good, when they still feel like shit
9. Un-developed losers that haven't even hit puberty, yet tease you for being flat
10. Bunch of people go through the emo phase (trust me, it's real)
11. Teachers have no mercy
12. The school bus is full of ass farts
13. Boys get fuck boy hair styles over the summer
14. PE sucks
15. Parents overreact on your grades

Enjoy!
Incoming 6th grader: "oh my gosh, i am never gonna swear, i will also be myself for middle school."

8th grader: "shut your bubble gum dum dum lookin ass the fuck up."
by mel that big boy June 28, 2019
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Middle School

A heckhole filled with a bunch of sweaty people and self important jerks. Other than that, you would also get to stay in one classroom for an hour, six times. Basically a headache in a building. Aside from that, you get to wander around alone during break, while your elementary friends will hang out with a bunch of random people because they're so lucky they get to be popular and they pretend like they don't even know you exist. Once you go home and get to cry in your bed for a couple of hours, you get to have the thought of going to school the next day... Five more times... for ten months... aaaand twelve more years.
Person 1: Hey, what are you doing in middle school tomorrow?
Person 2: Nothing
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: No, actually lots. Too much
Person 1: Oh, we get to watch a movie
Person 2: Spoiled brat, middle school doesn't let you do that
by BigFatDuck December 16, 2019
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middle school

a place where u cannot go to sleep
a place where u get a ton of homework
a place where u cant talk to ur friends
a place where u will be lectured
a place where u will wish u were anywhere else
by xo.child April 9, 2017
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Middle School

The result of stuffing 400 hormonal teens into a common area. Usually referred to as living hell.
Today I have to go to middle school where Lisa will probably have another period leak and I'll get verbally abused. Fun times.
by crazytrisgirl September 10, 2015
mugGet the Middle Schoolmug.

middle school

by noimtracer December 23, 2018
mugGet the middle schoolmug.

middle school

in middle school i wanted to die but was already in hell.
by zadz March 1, 2019
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middle school

a place for people that want to fucking kill themselves
"hey remember middle school?"
"we're in middle school.."
"I'm gonna kill myself"
by chickennuggetsaregay February 17, 2019
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