by Hay2en July 9, 2024
Get the Kooksmug. A kook is someone who only skis or snowboards on the weekend. Usually at Steven's Pass.
Kooks leave Seattle at "the crack of dawn" aka 7:30 a.m. and when they arrive to a full parking lot, they'll just park on the freeway. Kooks also like to bring their expensive dogs to the resort and lock them in the car all day. Then, the kooks will proceed to go around and yell at everyone, especially employees, like they own the place.
A kook may be a relatively decent rider, but they will never really progress past a certain kooky point. This is due to never fully committing to more than one or two days a week to the sport. They spend much more time thinking about the mountain and shopping for gear online while they waste away at their desk jobs.
Kooks hate resort employees. Kooks think they're probably better skiers than the employees anyway, due to being smarter in general and more successful. And like, way richer. Which leads me to my final kooky point.
Looks can be deceiving. Kooks can often afford the best gear, since they have lots of down time at their boring desk jobs and also more money. They spend a lot of time researching and buying all the best gear online. While paying full price like the Kooks that they are.
Everyone has a little bit of kook in them but some more so than others.
Kooks leave Seattle at "the crack of dawn" aka 7:30 a.m. and when they arrive to a full parking lot, they'll just park on the freeway. Kooks also like to bring their expensive dogs to the resort and lock them in the car all day. Then, the kooks will proceed to go around and yell at everyone, especially employees, like they own the place.
A kook may be a relatively decent rider, but they will never really progress past a certain kooky point. This is due to never fully committing to more than one or two days a week to the sport. They spend much more time thinking about the mountain and shopping for gear online while they waste away at their desk jobs.
Kooks hate resort employees. Kooks think they're probably better skiers than the employees anyway, due to being smarter in general and more successful. And like, way richer. Which leads me to my final kooky point.
Looks can be deceiving. Kooks can often afford the best gear, since they have lots of down time at their boring desk jobs and also more money. They spend a lot of time researching and buying all the best gear online. While paying full price like the Kooks that they are.
Everyone has a little bit of kook in them but some more so than others.
Look at that kook parking on the highway. I sure hope they don't ask me for a ride home later after their cars get towed.
by How We Doin' March 14, 2022
Get the Kookmug. mels angel, mel loves him sfm. she would die for him. mel is not a solo stan,, she loves bangtan and other kpop groups and solo artists too. mel wants to hug him so tight. mel wants to wake up next to him. mel is dreaming of him.
mel is talkin bout him all day and night. mel loves his voice, his smile, his CUTE lil moles, his ass, his lovely nose, his strong body, his wonderful eyes, his hands, his legs, his arms, his toes, his pretty ears, his lil lips, his amazing teeth, his skin, his perfect hair, his eyelids and eyebrows, his fingers, his cute forehead, his tiny waist, his smol nipples, his fucking chest and ughhh. MEL just LOVES HIM.
mel is talkin bout him all day and night. mel loves his voice, his smile, his CUTE lil moles, his ass, his lovely nose, his strong body, his wonderful eyes, his hands, his legs, his arms, his toes, his pretty ears, his lil lips, his amazing teeth, his skin, his perfect hair, his eyelids and eyebrows, his fingers, his cute forehead, his tiny waist, his smol nipples, his fucking chest and ughhh. MEL just LOVES HIM.
mel: uh i wanna die.
-: is it kook again???he is killin u again, amirite?
mel: ahahahah what?no no no............
......who the fucc am i trying to fool tho;,(
-: is it kook again???he is killin u again, amirite?
mel: ahahahah what?no no no............
......who the fucc am i trying to fool tho;,(
by kooksunderlipmole February 1, 2018
Get the kookmug. by Midderaloegween November 20, 2017
Get the kook sweatsmug. One who absolutely is a lame loser. With a high level of operation, yet is very low-functioning in adulthood.
Not a very good person to other peopl, Yet still oddly has a high regard for oneself
Not a very good person to other peopl, Yet still oddly has a high regard for oneself
by Crypstyn mcdougal November 26, 2022
Get the Kook towermug. by Ode365 January 29, 2022
Get the Kookmug. by beau grand os March 13, 2021
Get the KOOKmug.