Street Floater

When you live in a neighborhood where parking is woefully inadequate, you are often loathe to leave a spot, especially if it is close enough to your house to keep you from having to walk forever to get back. Leaving is a challenge, because it is no guarantee that the space or ANY will be there when you return. A Street Floater is leaving a space for a certain stretch of time, and returning to the same spot. The floating aspect, is essentially the parking space you left, it is floating in existence until your return to claim it. Note, it isn't a street floater if someone saves the space for you, leaves the space as you return, or if you block the space in any way shape or form to preserve it for later. These actions, while prudent, are not keeping in the spirit of the street floater.
I drove down to taco bell because it was late and I was starving, and when I got home I busted a MAAAAAAAAAD Street floater. the same spot was all clear when I got back.

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I thought I found a street floater but it turned out to be a Spot Tease. That damn neighbor parked in between two spots again.
by Lladnek November 21, 2010
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floater freeze

I am about to floater freeze on this next track.
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The Floaters

The Floaters: A highly sought after band consisting of Alex Sanders, Hannah Wolf, and Mari Chew. The group performs around the Bay Area playing indie music that is fuaya as fwuck.
Wow man! Did you see The Floaters play last weekend? Shit was so tight!!!
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gravy floater

jacks account is such a gravy floater
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oakland floater

putting toddlers in burkas and forcing them to eat dog treats
johnny mouthed off on me today so i had to pull the ole' oakland floater
by the gold diggers August 19, 2011
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it’s a floater

a funny term that is making fun of a tiktok where a boy who said “it’s a floater” when a hot chocolate bomb was floating in milk. the joke was simply not funny yet everyone was laughing. it is also used is tiktok comments when a video is not funny but was trying to be
it’s a floater is used when you find something unfunny when it was meant to be funny
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Crossword with a floater

Typically happens in a public school when an old Irish fuck of a teacher who can’t read or spell creates a crossword with a random floater. The clue for the floater is African country.
Can you believe that fucking guy made a crossword with a floater? What a genius!
by Still friends September 01, 2023
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