The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle
Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds
Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up
Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!
Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up
Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!
by TheWizardOfWisdom March 19, 2013
When a person is in a relationship but keeps flirty friendships with people they like in case they break-up.
Manwel: Bro, I'm keeping Antonella within striking distance. You know, just in case I break up.
Thomas: Sure thing bro. Back-up plans are an important piece of one's life.
Thomas: Sure thing bro. Back-up plans are an important piece of one's life.
by tomix1337 April 08, 2016
Having a relationship, even though it is long-distance. You may not get to see eachother at all. It takes alot of time, energy and money, but it's sometimes worth it.
by allymcmally25 September 25, 2004
A long distance yawn occurs when a person takes a video of themselves yawning and sends it to someone else who proceeds to yawn after seeing it.
"Dude, take a video me yawning and text it to someone."
"What the fuck for?"
"Cuz then they'd yawn, itd be funny."
"A long distance yawn!"
"Exactly!"
"What the fuck for?"
"Cuz then they'd yawn, itd be funny."
"A long distance yawn!"
"Exactly!"
by BWG_wsu January 25, 2010
People who can make things work no matter how far away they are or where they are. They truely love each other to make there love last
Catherine is in a long distance relationship with a boy named Devin who is two states away from her, yet she still loves him.
by Jackie Jessica D'Larace March 21, 2012
by taylor97 September 01, 2008
by ashybutclassyintern September 12, 2011