Benjamin

A person who does not learn how to talk till a very old age. If you know a Benjamin you are VERY unlucky, Benjamin's wake you up at 7am every morning by screetching.
Benjamin, was screetching on the balcony at 7 am, And wouldn't stop until his favorite movie was played.
by Aydenツ April 14, 2020
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A man of incredible shortness, he likes to play video games with short characters in it so he can relate to them. he likes Mario because he takes lots of gold coins and as a jew, Benjamin likes this.

His nose extends to a point where its longer than the height of his body, yet his sense of smell is awful. He is very political and wants to suck the Annoying Oranges juices. His comedy level is in the negatives, this makes him easy to make fun of, very fun.
Benjamin is jew
by The human gronch March 19, 2020
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THIS IS THE KID YOU TRY TO BE NICE TO BUT HE CANT KEEP HIS STUPID MOUTH SHUT!!
Benjamin: Hey teacher, What did you say 2+2 was again!!
Teacher: BOY IF YOU DONT
by Hurricane Katrina 17 December 17, 2019
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He’s a gay ass bitch who doesn’t know when to fucking die, also is a retard, smells bad, small dick, looks like the Michellin man just uglier. Doesn’t know jiu Jitsu for shit thinks he’s better than everyone else but probably doesn’t know basic math
Benjamin’s such a bitch
by Droj August 24, 2019
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dont just dont try rebecca dont
just over all has dated everyone

Benjamin why just seriously a 3rd grader

he is probably dating ur best friend behind ur back but u would not know
by #NotSendra December 22, 2017
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A person with an Afro, A fatneek thicc as hell, eats anything, gorgeous titties, the embodiment of beauty, says the n word even though he cannot, has no ethical filter will say anything. (Likes KFC)(Might have a black kink)
"Nigga come over here", said Benjamin.
"you can't says that you benjamin"
"give me food you moon cricket"
by Captain Benjamin November 04, 2020
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An annoying boy dat is a freakin retart he gets me triggerd every 4th period
by Error Sans is bae <3 October 05, 2017
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