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shaking the basement

Farting with such magnitude while one is seated on a sofa that others can hear and possibly feel the fart thunderclap through the sofa.

Feels similar to a large base-tube when it is cranked. May or may not exhibit an odour.

This is often confused with minor earth tremors and after-shocks.
Hot Woman: Ahhh... What was that...?

Bean Eating Dude: What was what?

Hot Woman: I heard a loud crackling thunder and the ground shook through my ass.

Bean Eating Dude: O' that was just me shaking the basement a little.

Hot Woman: You're disgusting.

Bean Eating Dude: I should change my underwear.
by Rolene M December 24, 2010
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Basement Dick

The part of the penis that is still inside a man's body. Typically you can feel it underneath the testicles when the penis is erect. This part of the penis never makes it into the vagina and is there for support.
I wish I could push out my basement dick to gain some length.

He was a bigger guy so his dick wasn't that impressive to look at but I could tell he had some major basement dick.
by shadowcunt May 19, 2022
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michigan basement

When you turn a woman over, saying you're going to have anal sex, but instead shove dirt into her rectum.
Last night I gave Melissa a Michigan Basement
by Elizafox July 6, 2017
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the basement yard

The Amazing Podcast hosted by

Joe Santagato and Frank Alvarez
Someone: I love the Basement Yard podcast
Nobody: never heard of it

Someone: I'm sorry you have no life
by MayoJohnson_- December 15, 2022
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trip to the basement

An exceedingly traumatic experience or series of events that ruins your otherwise fine mood; a total downer.
Person A: "How it is going?"
Person B: "Well, driving back from the doctor's where I was diagnosed with an inoperable brain tumor, I was in an accident that killed my wife, child and dog. Other than that it's all good!"
Person A: "That's a total trip to the basement . . . "
by Word Pirate March 22, 2017
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Basement Marshmallow

A special type of keyboard warrior that lives in their parents' basement. Tends to be pasty, unemployed, overweight, and likes to harass people on social media.
Man, those basement marshmallows will just not log off today!
by comrade eevee May 22, 2019
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basement mania

craze of following underground bands in the Dollshouse collective of South East England...including bands Unlucky Fried Kitten, The Cemetry Gaes, The Bolans, I Am A Spider, V2086.
it came as no surprise that London caught onto the Basement Mania
by Export January 1, 2008
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