Laureny Basement

Laureny basement is cool and awesome. She brings McDonald’s and other fast foods items. And let you use the WiFi

“You still in Laureny basement?”
“Yeah! It the bomb!”

by Ilovemyself78 June 21, 2020

Basement Marshmallow

A special type of keyboard warrior that lives in their parents' basement. Tends to be pasty, unemployed, overweight, and likes to harass people on social media.

Man, those basement marshmallows will just not log off today!

by comrade eevee May 22, 2019

Bear in the basement

Having excessive amounts of pubic hair.

That girl is HAIRY, I bet she has a bear in the basement!

by hhbeast May 22, 2012

trip to the basement

An exceedingly traumatic experience or series of events that ruins your otherwise fine mood; a total downer.

Person A: "How it is going?"
Person B: "Well, driving back from the doctor's where I was diagnosed with an inoperable brain tumor, I was in an accident that killed my wife, child and dog. Other than that it's all good!"
Person A: "That's a total trip to the basement . . . "

by Word Pirate March 22, 2017

Dirt Basement

1.The butt ; i.e., the anus , or anal canal

Deriving from:

2. An unfinished basement ; specifically one with a dirt floor

Example: ¹
*Someone puts their hand dangerously close to my ass crack *

"No key, no entry to my dirt basement"

Example: ²
"I only go in my dirt basement for laundry. It's too dampand smelly to be in it all the time."

by less_jess October 19, 2019

basement gamer

Someone who lives in their mothers basement and plays video games all day

Man that fuckin no-life is a basement gamer!

by Dawcy wacy March 26, 2016

Basement fool

The male version of a basement hoe Lives in the basement. Only drinks mountain dew. No job, no car, no money. Always thinks everyone is stealing his shit.

No I did not steal your laptop, basement fool.

by Fatjunkie October 8, 2018