tattle wacker

A small penis

You heard about Jack? He has a tattle wacker

by Tattle wacker July 12, 2017

wacker

Wacker is a derogatory targeted towards overweight transgender porn addicts. It's one of the worst things you can call a person. The website known as 4chan.org has spread term "TWD" all over the internet. TWD stands for "Total Wacker Death".

Man from Utah: Hey bro I was just masturbating to scat porn but my wifi stopped working. Day ruined.
Regular person: WTF!! Are you a fucking wacker??

by kasapin April 3, 2025

Weed wacker

one who jacks it while high on marijuana

the babysitter weed wacker for us

by hnfr February 3, 2015

Weed Wacker

A person who gets high, then masterbates.

Watch out for that kid, he’s a registered Weed Wacker.

by Eauxwen February 2, 2022

Australian Weed Wacker

When two gay men hang themselves upsidedown, (At last one man must have, extraordinarily, long pubic hair for this performance.) one man stays still (Upsidedown still, mind you.) and the other man does the helicopter and swings his penis on the other man's pubes.

Hey bro man dude, let's go back to my place and do the Australian Weed Wacker cause we're gay, and men.

by Mr.JuicyGuyMan June 5, 2022

Wacker

Someone who shoots people with real guns.

“Some fellah came into my house and wacked my best friend, he must be a wacker”

by Calvin purdy August 7, 2018

skack wacker

When you're higher than cloud 9 and pronounce that you are fucked all the way up, it's known to all.

I'm so fuckin skack wackered!

by ToxicSludges December 23, 2018