Val’s cafeteria food

Val’s cafeteria food is a one of a kind food that either you hate or you love. There’s no in-between. You could get a rotten apple from the trash, or even find a stray hair in your tater tot hot dish. With Val’s cafeteria food, anything is possible. Even food poisoning.

“Hey have you tried Val’s cafeteria food?”

“No, but I heard it’s one of a kind!”

by VERONICAtheHARMONICANIST November 26, 2018

Val

Absolutely the best person in the world. Popular in looks and personality, everybody swoons for him. Short tempered and fierce, fire as a person. He's dumb, really dumb. Super brave and even if he doesn't seem like it at start, he's extremely caring. He thinks of the stupidest stuff to do and never fails to make you laugh. Although he's a jerk sometimes you can't exactly stay mad at his handsome face. You'll always get into in trouble with him but nevertheless it won't stop you from falling in love with him.

Person A: Whoa who is that guy?

Person B: oh , that's Val. I think he's pretty cool

by Catsbp January 22, 2023

Val Malgina

a russian. but also a hot bitch.💋

val malgina is the hot russian girl you wish you were

by slut4val March 15, 2022

Sexy val

A girl who has a tendency to suck a mans penis while putting very large things in her ass like broom handles or tree branches. She also enjoys having a man urinate in a condom, have him freeze it and then she eats it like a popsicle while he fucks her and éjaculantes in her nose.

I overheard someone say they enjoy the sexy val

by Paeeudonym September 19, 2017

master val. Lord of art and maps

Master val is of a man who struggled for Years to get his masters but upon being pushed back and haveing every conceivable roadblock. He prevailed and obtained his master's. Becoming known as Master Val. Lord of art and maps. Its a fitting tital

Person A. Woah who is that over there !

Person B. Thats Master Val. LORD of art and maps

Person A. Woah really?!?

Person B. He is a chad of the maps

by Ivys number #1 fan July 27, 2024

The Val Pinch

Where you insert one finger into the Anus and the thumb into the vagina of a woman and proceed to 'pinch' the thin membrane between the two areas chasing the woman to orgasm.

I want you to use the Val pinch on me tonight.

by The True English April 11, 2024

val

val the ONLG girl jeni loves, her other so called “wife” was actually a joke bc she’s literally head over heels for some dude 😒 jenis true love is val and jeni ONLY loves val. although jeni’s bsf and her gf (val) were feuding she still loves val very much and val is her one and only.

jeni loves val

by vallover123 February 26, 2022