Teacher

A master bully that has not only slipped through the cracks of their school administration, but has convinced a school to pay them for their services

Amy: Ella beat Sam to a bloody pulp and stole her lunch yesterday.
James: My teacher Mrs. Klanderglob marked up my essay to a bloody pulp and stole my hopes, dreams, self-confidence, and chances of going to college yesterday.
Amy: Sucks. At least you don't have much more to lose.
James: Not exactly. She always waits a day to enter the grades into the book. If you ever wanted to take a look at my left ball, do so now because you won't be able to after 5:30 this evening when my mom gets home from work.

by blunderpants August 1, 2019

Teacher

The person who helps you you solve problems that you'd never have without them.

The teacher gave me a paper with algebra questions today. WHEN WILL I USE ALGEBRA?!

by Unknown Name Definer September 23, 2019

Teacher

Someone who tortures kids with heavy amounts of homework. But when you get your work done on time they can be fun people to be with.

''That teacher really likes torturing kids with their homework''
''Hey Billy did you meet Miss.L? shes so funny''

by Justagirl2003 June 12, 2017

Teacher

Someone who teaches you random stuff you won't use in the future and likes one student a lot more than you.

"man I hate our teacher"
"our teacher is so nice"

by Dictionary_Fox September 28, 2017

Teacher

A hoe/ Mia khalifa

Yo that teacher hot danm

by 1273downrockafellastreet January 26, 2019

Teacher

A person who has the balls to go back to school on purpose

Rohan: why is the teacher coming back to school?

Britney: coz hes a twat and does it on purpose

by Grandad joe September 5, 2019

Teacher

The blindest people on earth

while i got kicked to a pulp and tried to fight back my teacher put me in iss because i was "assaulting" a student

by Daddy jurp February 2, 2020