Polish the Rod

Choking the chicken, jacking the beanstalk, date night with Palmella Handerson, tickling Elmo, slap boxing the one-eyed champ...you know.

Please call before you stop by, that way you won't have to catch me while I polish the rod.

by Dr Debacle September 11, 2009

Tuna rod

A penis that has foreskin and the person doesn't wash it properly, so it smells like fish.

Tyler: Hey what's that smell?

Josh: Oh that's just my tuna rod

by Titamis November 5, 2019

ROD-SEX

Male banging a woman from behind up the butt hole, normally done with consent. Female banging a male up the butt hole with a strap on, normally done without consent to shock the male. Can be one on one or during gang bangs.

He is super excited as she has given him her consent for rod-sex this weekend.

by MS J DANIELS April 28, 2021

sam rod

invites random people to someone elses house

"Yo juan ur goin to james house tomorrow"
sam rod said

by Kool kid on the street afrfrgt January 29, 2009

Dom-Rod

Sexual arousal caused by feelings of Dominance over another.

She submitted to him fully, it gave him such a Dom-Rod.

by littlegem11 December 23, 2018

Melting rod

When your girlfriend takes a steaming shart on your shaft giving you a 3rd degree burn

“Call 9-1-1 the girl just gave me a melting rod it burns!”

by Annonomous3221 May 25, 2021

home rod

another word for home dog, homie, home boy.

My home rod Jamal and I are going to Taco Bell.

by badbittyema September 26, 2020