yummy mummy

A yummy mummy is a mum who takes care of her wellbeing. She takes regular time out for herself and fills her life with people who inspire, motivate and support her.

A yummy mummy does not judge other mothers, but shows kindness, compassion and cares for others.
I'm a Yummy Mummy. I always have time for ME.
by YummyMummyNZ October 18, 2010
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yummie mummy

a sexual act in witch the female puts chocolate on her pussy and the male uses a fruit roll up as a condom and before he ejaculates the female eats the fruit roll up.
i gave her the old yummie mummy last night
by The Yummiest Mummyist October 5, 2017
mugGet the yummie mummymug.

slippery mummy

When a guy wraps his hand in seran wrap, lubes it up, and then fists the girl.
He just gave her the slippery mummy!
by Racey CK January 24, 2009
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Dick Mummy

The use of toilet paper/tissues to completely wrap one’s dick after masturbation.
1: What do you do with your cum after you jerk it?
2: I used to just live with it, but that was before I learned the Dick Mummy
by Apple06 May 3, 2019
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Black Mummy

"Bro did you see enter black name he dressed up as a black mummy"
by Toilet-Man May 26, 2018
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mummy nut

When your testicles hurt from ejaculating too much.
Dude, I jerked off so much I think I gave myself mummy nut.
by fatland October 27, 2012
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