The likelihood that when you select a locker (usually at gym) that someone will need to access the locker above, next to, or under the one you are using.
Gym Rat One: "Are you waiting for something?"
Gym Rat Two: "Yeah, my locker is below yours."
Gym Rat One: "What are the odds of that considering there are probably 100 in this locker room?"
Gym Rat One: "It's called Murphy's locker. Good workout?"
Gym Rat Two: "Yeah, my locker is below yours."
Gym Rat One: "What are the odds of that considering there are probably 100 in this locker room?"
Gym Rat One: "It's called Murphy's locker. Good workout?"
by pauldonyc October 27, 2011
Get the Murphy's lockermug. " Man I woke up this morning at some random chicks house, my head pounding, and a vauge recollection of what the hell happened last night...needless to say I'm hating it in the hurt locker."
by E-ROCK!!!!!!!!!!! December 27, 2005
Get the hurt lockermug. the designated person within a group of male friends who is given the important taste of taking (disarming) the grenade within a group of female friends
"Billy you are going to have to hurt locker the fat one."
"Hurt locker, there are 4 of us and only 3 of the 4 girls are hot, you're on duty tonight."
"Hurt locker, there are 4 of us and only 3 of the 4 girls are hot, you're on duty tonight."
by The Real Hurt locker August 28, 2011
Get the hurt lockermug. 1.An individual who is thoroughly skilled in taking down the unfortunate-looking girl of a group so that his friends may revel in the luxury of the other beauties.
2.The ultimate wing man
2.The ultimate wing man
by tela34 April 28, 2010
Get the Hurt lockermug. /'Läker 'Däkers/ N.
The people who stand by and/or in front of your locker for no reason other than to be completely and utterly ridiculously annoying, thus making you wait and interrupting their conversations that are extremely important to even reach your locker.
Can also be applied to people who are pushing and shoving around your locker or not giving you any room to do anything whatsoever.
The people who stand by and/or in front of your locker for no reason other than to be completely and utterly ridiculously annoying, thus making you wait and interrupting their conversations that are extremely important to even reach your locker.
Can also be applied to people who are pushing and shoving around your locker or not giving you any room to do anything whatsoever.
Teacher (4th period history for Mr. H.): "WHY ARE YOU L8?!?"
Robbie & I: "Sry m8 but them locker dockers were taking up the entire hallway."
Teacher: "Back in my day, I was... a locker docker. But after a long time in rehab, I quit and am now a better person."
Robbie & I: "Sry m8 but them locker dockers were taking up the entire hallway."
Teacher: "Back in my day, I was... a locker docker. But after a long time in rehab, I quit and am now a better person."
by xx.donald.j.trump.swag.xx69 March 9, 2016
Get the locker dockersmug. A game played in middle school or high school were you have to shove your friend into a locker, the game is over once the first person to be shoved into a locker and the person who shoved wins; it's usually played with 2 people but can be more but over 4 people literally just be a gangbang of actual anarchy in the school halls.
Tom: Let's play The Locker Game
Kyle: Sure!
Tom: Pushes Kyle
Kyle: Pushes Tom
Tom: Shoves Kyle into a locker
Tom: I win!
Kyle: GG, I'll win next time!
Kyle: Sure!
Tom: Pushes Kyle
Kyle: Pushes Tom
Tom: Shoves Kyle into a locker
Tom: I win!
Kyle: GG, I'll win next time!
by Admın November 17, 2021
Get the The Locker Gamemug. A Larry Stylinson fanfiction part of the unholy trinity with i sleep naked and HTCBWSMCASMOA
A fucked up story, with highly toxic characters and subject like PTSD and r*pe.
But it’s kinda good tho..
A fucked up story, with highly toxic characters and subject like PTSD and r*pe.
But it’s kinda good tho..
Ishmael: are you re-reading Locker 17?!
Darcy: I haven’t felt emotion since I finished reading it SO YES. I AM RE READING IT.
Anna: I mean she’s kinda right… even though it was fucked up, it was kind’ve good
Darcy: I haven’t felt emotion since I finished reading it SO YES. I AM RE READING IT.
Anna: I mean she’s kinda right… even though it was fucked up, it was kind’ve good
by anonymous November 2, 2021
Get the locker 17mug.