A sex act in which one partner starts to pinch a loaf but before full pinchage occurs, said partner goes waddling over the other partner's face such that the turdage is half cut off and dangling like a pendulum above the lying down partners face.
Last night, I was feeling like getting freaky so I just hauled off and gave that bitch a DeRidder Dangler.
by NastyD December 26, 2010

here ey, look at that blokes pants, it looks like it cutting off the circulation to his balls
aye, proper wrangler dangler stranglers
aye, proper wrangler dangler stranglers
by marrajam September 25, 2011

I came home and my wife and her best friend were scissoring so I proceeded to give them the Alabama Crab Dangler
by NeighborsSwing February 27, 2019

Downward danglers is a term for very banana formed boobs, (like incredible long ones) that is broadly used in Northern Scotland.
by Mrmonkeynig January 25, 2022

by IceBlue112 March 15, 2014

The action in which one whips out their mega long dong shmeater and wraps it around another’s neck and proceeds to hang them for their erect meat
by Goofiestofgoobers69 April 18, 2022
