cod slurper

A homosexual; a slurper of the cods.

Get a load of that flaming cod slurper.

by Mr. Wundirphal May 2, 2008

COD Blocking

When your wife or girlfriend wants you to spend time with her
instead of playing Call of Duty.

Sorry, I can't play with you guys tonight. My wife is Cod Blocking me again.

by Ron27 September 4, 2010

COD

A word that means "code of silence"

remember the cod when this shit goes down

by Nicko273 October 12, 2009

CoD Coma

The state in which a person playing Call of Duty is focused on nothing but the television screen. They don't have any other body functions excluding breathing, and yelling.
In arising from your CoD Coma a person will often times experience great hunger, drowziness, and maybe even depression.

"Dude, I was in my CoD Coma for like 6 hours last night; i didn't go to sleep until like 4 in the morning."

"Bro me too, when awoke from my CoD Coma I was hungry enough to eat a man's dick off."

by iEATbabieZ 666 June 19, 2009

Yawning Cod

When your arsehole is gasping for air following a hot runny turd

Oh man I've just had some serious yawning cod action

by Jockegg January 29, 2015

The COD Paradox

When change is asked for an element and then the element is changed too much, so the individuals who originally requested change are now complaining and want to go back.

When Black Ops 2 came out people wanted something different, when Advanced Warfare came out, people wanted to go back, classic example of The Cod Paradox...

by ANASPAN March 26, 2017

COD-timing

A phenomenon that occurs when a player looks away from an area they have been aiming at for an extended period of time in the popular game “Call of Duty”. When the player looks away from the aimed at location, an enemy from the opposing team will attack from the exact spot that was previously being watched by the player. This phenomenon has stumped even the greatest scientists of our time and why it occurs is truly a mystery

Player: THIS FUCKING CUNT JUST KILLED ME FROM THE AREA I WAS WATCHING FOR 5 WHOLE ASS MINUTES!
Teamate: That’s COD-timing for you

by awesomeperson6 November 4, 2022