Almoster

Someone who "almost" did something, didn't, but still wants to sound bad ass for almost doing it.

"Yea, I almost joined the Marines, but I knew I would punch out a Drill Instructor if they yelled at me. I'm crazy man, I'll just snap, too crazy for the Military, they couldn't handle me."

"Ah, jeez, another "Almoster"."

by Disgruntled_Sir July 26, 2023

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almost christmas

What the radio said

Phoenix Wright: “Almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas”

by Random dude who likes deckers October 31, 2023

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almost naked animal

An almost naked animal is someone who has almost been fully exposed.

Dude we have nearly exposed him for who he truly is. Right now he's an almost naked animal

by Maya Kim May 28, 2018

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Almost-incest

Almost-incest is a recurring plot in TV shows such as The O.C. (Shannon and Ben), The Flash (Barry and Iris) and of course Riverdale (Betty and Jughead). Some disgusting people have been trying to justify and normalise this, nevertheless, encourage it, and as the writers of these and many other TV shows have failed to acknowledge and/or speak up of the wrong in this, it has been in many shows for many years and has developed the term "almost-incest"

Almost-incest should stop being normalised in TV.

by Stevethehairharrington March 01, 2022

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almost-everything

They have a special way of dealing with you and you're sure they will always be there for you. They are your support and you can count on them . When troubled times face you, you feel secure because you have them.
But like, you're not in love or anything...

"pheebs, you're my almost-everything."

by yinyang4 January 22, 2020

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