Textual Chocolate

Phone sex using only text messages.

I was super horny but Lindsay was in class. So I had her give me a little textual chocolate...

by Jaddilac January 29, 2009

Textual Satisfaction

When you orgasm after reading explicit text messages, also known as sexting.

Man 1: She sure knows how to talk dirty. She was sexting me all night.
Man 2: Did you get some textual satisfaction?

by Hermione1234 May 22, 2011

Textual Healing

Having phone sex with someone via text messages.

Man, my train ride home was delayed, good thing I was able to go into the bathroom and get some textual healing from my girlfriend.

by Tom Sabbatino January 10, 2008

Textually Active

Arranging to have sex using text messages. It usually happens during an unstable marriage, or when one person usually forgets to bring condoms and the other person has to remind them.

Wife: Would you like to go see a play tonight?

Husband: No thanks, bitch. I plan on being textually active tonight.

by thebitchslap April 13, 2009

textually active

Someone who text messages their girlfriend/boyfriend constantly (often with obscene messages).

I do not want to be around her while she's being textually active with her boyfriend. It's gross!

by girl with words July 7, 2008

Textual Chastity

The opposite of sexting. Texting someone with the intent to make them feel grossed out and/or uncomfortable.

I don't sext, I practice textual chastity.

by absolutelynot57 October 6, 2021

Textual Contact

The only form of contact you have with ex hooks ups, normally as a result of 1 too many beers

So Em have you heard from Tim lately?...... na, it's been 3 weeks and 2 days since we had any form of 'textual contact'

by emsylou80 November 15, 2009