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Texan Tongue Twister

n. A sexual action: during which a male preforms a rimjob on a female’s asshole. First, the woman clenches their ring muscle around the man’s tongue so he can’t get away, then kicks her leg up around his head and rolls over, leading to his tongue’s removal.
“Hey why are you talking like you got stung by a bee?”
“Mly glirl dethided thoo glive mle a Thexthen Thongue Thwithder.”

Texan tongue twister
by HippyDippy_ August 3, 2021
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Texan cumshake

When you ejaculate in a female as a male and sick the semen out and adding some ice cream made from titty milk and blending it up together making a cum flavored milkshake ot share amongst your freinds
M, m, m! This Texan cumshake is good!
by I'm number jaun August 8, 2022
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Texan cumshake

When you ejaculate into a females vagina and suck the semen out and mix it with some ice cream make from human titty milk and blending it together to share amongst your freinds as a "milkshake"
This Texan cumshake is gonna be good!
by I'm number jaun August 8, 2022
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Texan Lemon Drop

When you cum in someone's butt, put a plug in it, allow it to marinate overnight, then let it drip into a glass the next day and shoot it.
In texas it is customary to take 21 texan lemon drop shots on one's birthday.
by ProfessorofRealEnglishWords November 29, 2022
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Sweaty Texan

when a sweaty 60 year old texasman sucks your dick wearing an fbi jacket and lubes you up with his glowing sweat
A Sweaty Texan is when a sweaty 60 year old texasman sucks your dick wearing an fbi jacket and lubes you up with his glowing sweat
by Sweaty Sean 1488 September 29, 2022
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Texan cop

1. Coward
2. One who fails to do their duty.
3. Worthless waste of resources.
"Yeah mate I thought mama ducks were supposed to be fiercely protective of their ducklings but the one in this vid just waddled away like a Texan cop."
by ftpigs May 28, 2022
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Texan shooter

A Texan shooter is when you pull out and cum all over her face whilst saying “bang bang, bitch”
Danny I just Texan shootered a hoe!” “Atta be joe!”
by Rambo_lover April 10, 2022
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