tent love

When sleeping in a smaller tent while camping and being molested by your drunken partner. Can be either homosexual or straight molestation but unwanted attention nonetheless. Usually happens after a few too many drinks around the campfire.

The rest of the hike sucked since I was walking funny thanks to the tent love that I got from Matt last night

by cory's mom12 August 28, 2007

Akward Tent

When a guy gets happy at a very akward time (i.e school) and creates an "akward tent"

Chick: Do you mind if i sit on your lap? there is no other place to sit.

Dude: ugh......ok

Chick: What is that?

Dude: um, akward tent

by notamorningperson June 25, 2009

doona tent

Camping out in bed under a doona when its cold and miserable outside

It's pissing down outside, I'm gonna doona tent with a bad action movie

by not hugh April 12, 2014

tent of hookers

When you can spend $2,400 to buy a lot of hookers at the same time.

Hey! I got my stimmy from daddy biden. I’m gonna get a tent of hookers.

by Merriam mf Webster May 11, 2021

Tummy tent

A condition caused by overindulgence of food. Primary symptom: protruding gut making it impossible to tuck in ones shirt in the front.

Dude, I just finished my 3rd bowl of chili and now I've got a tummy tent to show for it!

by Lstauff December 22, 2016

Tent trailer

A shitty camper that more closely resembles a tent than an actual camper.

Hey Aude, should we sleep in the car like a couple of homeless people or get a tent trailer?

by Hampton2022 August 23, 2022

tap the tent

(verb) masturbating at night, in a tent, while camping.

"Dude, after three days in the woods, you gotta know I that more than once, I'd tap the tent.

by boppa23 February 03, 2018