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tennis interruptus 

The letdown felt by an avid tennis fan after spending two weeks watching one of the big, televised tennis Grand Slam tournaments, such as Wimbledon, the French Open, the U.S. Open, or the Australian, after the last match (usually the men's singles finals) is done as there are no more to look forward to and schedule around for a while.
Many of us who watched the 2011 U.S. Open men's singles tennis final match between Novak Djokovic and Rafael Nadal knew it was not only an incredible match marking the end of the two-week build-up and anticipation of the next match (aka battle of the Titans) to come--it was also the beginning of the "tennis interruptus" letdown until the next Grand Slam Championship.
tennis interruptus by Soleil99 September 13, 2011

Tennis Tinglies 

When you want to play tennis so badly you feel like you might tinkle in your pantaloons.
I have the tennis tinglies! Cheri and I are going to lose Thursday night!
Tennis Tinglies by JJ-LOLWAT September 21, 2016

tennis bong

a home made bong made from a tennis ball!
hey man check out my tennis bong!!
tennis bong by Williamhtx April 21, 2017

tennis shoe express 

Walking. Especially when you have no car or your car is not working or your ride left you.
Car's bork, friends on FB-silence, Uber hatin' . Guess I'm taking the tennis shoe express.
tennis shoe express by dp0303 October 7, 2017

Tennis Snob 

A middle-aged recreational tennis player that believes that they are too good to play with a middle-aged recreational tennis players that are not as talented as they believe they are.
Stanley thinks he's too good to play with me. What a tennis snob!

tennis bros

Don’t even start shit with these three because they will find you and beat the shit outta you. Littest group out there. Facts
Tennis bros- group of 3 girls that r too damn funny for ur existence