laptop tattoos

the marks made on your legs from having a laptop resting on them for wayyyyy too long.

I was on facebook all night long, and now I have some serious laptop tattoos goin' on.

by AliceInUnderland August 29, 2011

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Tattoo Widow

Any person who has tattoos either drawn/inked by or related to someone special to them, who is no longer around for any of various reasons.

"Hey Tony, why does your girlfriend have a big tattoo that says Joey on her arm?"
"She's a tattoo widow, don't bring it up."

by butts mcbutts July 25, 2012

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The compass tattoo, typically with a longer arrow, represents a man’s homosexuality. If the long arrow is pointing up this means they are a “top” and if the arrow is pointing down it means they are a “bottom”.

“Have you seen that Dave’s arrow is pointing down on his compass tattoo? I always thought he would be a top not a bottom”

by user2847629 October 14, 2023

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Tattoo Wednesday

The only way to make Wednesday awesome-get a tattoo!

This is gonna be a hella long week, thank goodness it's Tattoo Wednesday.

by mo.glo July 7, 2011

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Tattoo Brain

The utter lack of any brain power or ability to think straight after a long tattoo.

After being tattooed, Jane was unable to count her cash due to a case of tattoo brain.

by Inkybynature October 13, 2018

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Nipple Tattoo

A nipple tattoo is pretty self explanatory. It usually occurs at a party or when one is intoxicated, and this person, usually female, gets a tattoo on their nipple. The tattoo is usually of a flower or, when the tattooist is intoxicated, a smiley face. Some creative designs include a bicycle or even a ham being held by a dinosaur.

Dude 1: Hey were you at that rager last night?
Dude 2: Yea man it was awesome. I got laid and I got a nipple tattoo.
Dude 1: Oh sweet man! It looks like an owl.

by BaeSlayer November 24, 2014

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