"you are taking out my spring you fucking breadhead, put it back!don't take out the spring."
"Oh no I didn't mean to take out your spring I willl put the spring back into the stapler"
"Thats right now get on your knees"
"Oh no I didn't mean to take out your spring I willl put the spring back into the stapler"
"Thats right now get on your knees"
by annataskerlover April 25, 2023
Get the Take out the spring.mug. A take out tower is when your roommate orders out every day but also loves their food so much that they save it for weeks on end in a 6x6in square within the fridge. Also, though, it implies that there are other items in the fridge that are taking up space because your roommate is so organized and cleanly. The roomate utilizes just a 6x6in square for all the take out that they have ordered and saved for a later day to have their roommate throw it away
"When you have several takeout orders stacked on top of one another, preceding the most recent order, you have a 'Take-out Tower.'
If you ever encounter a 'Take-out Tower,' make sure the foundation of the tower is a pizza box or a taco bowl, crowned with a Burger King bag. If you or your roommate have your 'Take-out Tower' in reverse order, the builder of the tower will ultimately scoff when it collapses and then blame their non-offending, non-Take-out Tower-building roommate.
Kind of like the game "Jenga" but only one player. But every roommate, by use of the fridge, is forced to play.
Take-out towers are a kind of flex because you can afford to build such a tower."
If you ever encounter a 'Take-out Tower,' make sure the foundation of the tower is a pizza box or a taco bowl, crowned with a Burger King bag. If you or your roommate have your 'Take-out Tower' in reverse order, the builder of the tower will ultimately scoff when it collapses and then blame their non-offending, non-Take-out Tower-building roommate.
Kind of like the game "Jenga" but only one player. But every roommate, by use of the fridge, is forced to play.
Take-out towers are a kind of flex because you can afford to build such a tower."
by Ankle-sprain April 11, 2024
Get the Take-out Towermug. by waltermagnolia June 16, 2023
Get the take my sad out for lunchmug. Requesting someone over to your place for a sexual encounter using an ad placed on a personals website's No Strings Attached section.
Example 1:
Looks like I am Ordering Take Out tonight.
Example 2:
I Ordered Take Out last night and she was fabulous.
Looks like I am Ordering Take Out tonight.
Example 2:
I Ordered Take Out last night and she was fabulous.
by TheAllyKat December 31, 2011
Get the Ordering Take Outmug. When you order a drink to-go, but you realize that the store has free refills, so you drink as much as you can in one go and refill it to the very top before you leave. (Usually done by cheap or ghetto people to get their "full" money's worth)
by epoo5 May 11, 2015
Get the Take-out Chugmug.