technical advisor

Someone who doesn’t have the skill set or the power to change But Acts like they know everything

Just do your dam job as a technical advisor and make me look good

by Krackle box October 14, 2020

Unfair Technicality

An unfair technicality is where someone loses by eleven or more points, but still claims that they could have won if one minor thing changed.

He got twelve misses in the rhythm game and called it an accident that was caused by a minor miscalibration of a button press, but I'd say that's an unfair technicality.

by ThatOneGuyUhhhWhatsHisName April 30, 2024

technical virgin

A parody, formerly at technical virgin dot com and still online on video-sharing sites, which mocks abstinence-based sex ed by creating a spoof PSA promoting anal sex.

Narrated by former PBS Kids Sprout announcer Melanie Martinez, the public service message is "I've got big plans for my future: a good college, a career, maybe even my own business some day but one thing I'm not planning on is getting pregnant. That's why I choose anal sex. I mean sure it hurts a little and I wind up walking funny for a day or two but I think my future's worth it."

Anal sex. The smart choice for your future.

The original domain is now cybersquatted. The original public service announcements were removed in July 2006 after PBS Kids Sprout sacked Melanie Martinez, host of the network's nightly The Good Night Show, for an acting history (which has nothing to do with the public broadcaster) which included a minor part appearing in two brief spoof videos titled Technical Virgin.

This is because the US is a shit hole country where extremists and Bible-thumpers are free to run amok and make a pain in the arse of themselves at the public's expense.

by bitchuck November 20, 2025

Meta-Technic

* The idea that technology has progressed or become “meta” to be what is commonly considered to be technology. A clear example being A.I. and its independent, self directed evolution, regardless of the influence or lack thereof by its creators.

* The idea that due to the ever increasing technological progress in a short time span, ideas of “Modernity” and “Postmodernism” no longer accurately describe the current setting of the world.

* The idea that technological advancement will increase in such complexity that it will be indistinguishable from the biological and organic world in which it takes place.

“Dude, ChatGPT is getting so good, I’m worried it’s gone Meta-Technic.

by Gily September 21, 2025

Not To Be Technical

A common warning you are about to say something that may be direct, very precise or technical in nature. This is also a popular podcast that goes over funny stories and some technical news.

Not to be technical, but my favorite podcast Not To Be Technical just released episode 24, but it is really their 26th recorded episode. Good thing I’m #loggedon

by LoggedOn November 24, 2021

Lego Technic

An annoying system containing pain and tiny parts that make your life a living hell.

Jake: Bro, do you know about that technic crap.
Jenna: Yeah, technic sucks bro.
Jake: Lego Technic sucks.
Jane, Jenna, Janice, and Jessica: Nah really?

by QZ101.7 April 19, 2023

The Chetwind Grove Public technical high school

The ChGPT high school was the first high school to put on a play using “art bot ai” and subsequently became the first in the district to get a negative amount of points in drama fest

“The Chetwind Grove Public Technical High School proudly presents tomorrow’s legacy”

by Mysicsmoon72 September 13, 2025