sweaty pelican

A girl on her knees symmetrically jerking a cock in each hand. The motion resembles the flapping of a sweaty pelican followed by a screaching plea for "caaaawk!"

Grasping two mackerel sized cocks, one in each hand, the Sweaty Pelican at once felt satiated in her natural environment and cried "caaawk!"

by mackarelcock October 18, 2013

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Sweaty Ballbag

Ones Sweaty Ballbag. Usually found hanging around the penis area...litrally.

Boy: Jesus Frank Ive got one Sweaty pair today!
Boy: What Sweaty Balls?
Boy: Yeah Man Sweaty ballbag!

by HannahBean&JessicaThePleb August 04, 2008

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Sweaty Curry

When a fat Indian man decides to dick down his relative and then proceeds to jizz all over him.

Did you hear that Imran made sweaty curry with his brother?

by Fellow Intellectual #2 November 09, 2019

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sweaty balls

A sweat soaked scrotum that may or may not be the result of sexual activity. For example a homeless tramp would probably not have sweaty balls due to slappage against a females' arse.
Tramps suffer from sweaty balls because they dont wash.
Most plumbers and builders have sweaty balls due to the nature of the job. If your nuts have been hammering at some slappers arse for half a day they will definitely be sweaty and masturbation always produces sweaty balls.

example 1
Homeless man: "Can I interest you in a copy of the big issue"?
woman: "Oh OK"
Homeless man: "Can I just say you look beautiful"
woman: "get your sweaty balls away from me, you stinkin tramp"

Example 2
big fat slapper:
"Fuckin ell, that was a rogering you just gave me and no doubt about it. Eh fuckin ell pour some water on your pubes theyre on fire"

stud:
"Oh that isnt fire, thats steam pouring off my sweaty balls"

by boiled prophet mohammed March 05, 2008

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