A fat, greasy, sweaty perv/pedo found hanging around schools, playgrounds and McDonald’s. Usually smells of cheese, is unshaven and breaths heavy due to weight and years of chain smoking.
Check out sweaty pork over there on the bench. Watch your kid.
We sat next to a sweaty pork after school when we stopped at McDonald’s.
My uncle is sweaty pork. I hate it when he picks me up at school.
We sat next to a sweaty pork after school when we stopped at McDonald’s.
My uncle is sweaty pork. I hate it when he picks me up at school.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
Get the Sweaty Porkmug. Boy: Jesus Frank Ive got one Sweaty pair today!
Boy: What Sweaty Balls?
Boy: Yeah Man Sweaty ballbag!
Boy: What Sweaty Balls?
Boy: Yeah Man Sweaty ballbag!
by HannahBean&JessicaThePleb September 28, 2008
Get the Sweaty Ballbagmug. by Fellow Intellectual #2 November 8, 2019
Get the Sweaty Currymug. A sweat soaked scrotum that may or may not be the result of sexual activity. For example a homeless tramp would probably not have sweaty balls due to slappage against a females' arse.
Tramps suffer from sweaty balls because they dont wash.
Most plumbers and builders have sweaty balls due to the nature of the job. If your nuts have been hammering at some slappers arse for half a day they will definitely be sweaty and masturbation always produces sweaty balls.
Tramps suffer from sweaty balls because they dont wash.
Most plumbers and builders have sweaty balls due to the nature of the job. If your nuts have been hammering at some slappers arse for half a day they will definitely be sweaty and masturbation always produces sweaty balls.
example 1
Homeless man: "Can I interest you in a copy of the big issue"?
woman: "Oh OK"
Homeless man: "Can I just say you look beautiful"
woman: "get your sweaty balls away from me, you stinkin tramp"
Example 2
big fat slapper:
"Fuckin ell, that was a rogering you just gave me and no doubt about it. Eh fuckin ell pour some water on your pubes theyre on fire"
stud:
"Oh that isnt fire, thats steam pouring off my sweaty balls"
Homeless man: "Can I interest you in a copy of the big issue"?
woman: "Oh OK"
Homeless man: "Can I just say you look beautiful"
woman: "get your sweaty balls away from me, you stinkin tramp"
Example 2
big fat slapper:
"Fuckin ell, that was a rogering you just gave me and no doubt about it. Eh fuckin ell pour some water on your pubes theyre on fire"
stud:
"Oh that isnt fire, thats steam pouring off my sweaty balls"
by boiled prophet mohammed March 5, 2008
Get the sweaty ballsmug. Ted Nugent, after being all sweaty!
by Spyderguy September 14, 2007
Get the sweaty teddymug. A player that produces so much sweat while playing FIFA, that he actually causes sea levels to rise which evidently leads to Global Warming
by taterbrains January 1, 2012
Get the Sweaty Evanmug. by Precooked Meals January 1, 2018
Get the sweaty wallsmug.