depressed stiffy

When you are depressed and jerk yourself off to try to make the pain of living go away.

I was about to kms last night so I just did a quick depressed stiffy to help

by Yo8484 March 17, 2017

stinky stiffy

A hard dick that smells like road kill

That guy has one stinky stiffy

by Pat2525 August 10, 2023

stiffi

Stiffi can be something cool, or just a slag for a boner.

1. My new shoes are so stiffi!

2. Bro that girl gives me such a stiffi!

by sdasdadsadsasdadsadasdadads April 09, 2021

Rodeo Stiffy

When you climax, but you still just have enough to keep on the saddle.

After she rode me for 5 minutes and i nutted i had a rodeo stiffy for a while."

by Jymothi November 06, 2021

Stiffy Jify

A "Stiffy Jify" is when a transgender man gets his boyfriend to spread peanut butter all over his shaft, making it hard. Then the boyfriend sucks him off, licking off the peanut butter at the same time until completion. Once they cum, you take it and put it in two graham crackers like smore's, adding chocolate and more peanut butter and eating it.

"Do you know where Samuel went?"
"Yah, he's in the bathroom giving Michael a Stiffy Jify"

by tiddle smikkums April 21, 2024

stiffy

A stiffy refers to a new mask

god-dammit dude this mask you gave me is a stiffy.

by Bofa.d August 02, 2021

Stiffy

Basically a stiff boner

"I have a stiffy"

by ImLuckyNotKyle July 29, 2021