ex-squared

Your first ex, in the event you've been divorced twice. This term avoids confusion, is succint, and has the added benefit of showing you have a sense of humor.

I'm on speaking terms with my ex, but if I never see my ex-squared for the rest of my life, it will be just fine.

by Larry the wordsmith May 14, 2016

Mr Squarehead

A person with an abnormally large forehead

Jimmy; That Ben Roberts is Mr Squarehead

Tom; Alie

by Yournan123 June 28, 2016

spongebob squaredick

Spongebob has a square dick and loves to penetrate sandy with it.

Spongebob squaredick likes breaking the bed with mad bitches

by Babadehoogas May 4, 2018

Ghost Riding Squared

while you are doing a ghost ride (look at definition 10) but instead of just waving outside the window, you ghost ride the whip with your car outside

Jack: you wont believe what i did last night man
jim: what was it?
jack: i was fuckin my wife's cos (see 3rd definition) so hard from the back when bobby came in and took over&then i went out front, hopped in my caddy and ghost rode the whip! i was ghost riding squared!!!
jim: damnnnn thats hot/funny/weird ass

by Weezy Jr. December 21, 2008

awesomeness squared

it awesomeness taken up a level...using the mathematical concept that anything multiplied by itself becomes something bigger and better...so...awesomeness multiplied by awesomeness equals even more awesomeness...

That show was awesomeness...squared...

by Disco Heartattack July 14, 2005

g-squared

a person of Asian descent who tries to pass themself off as an Italian

gindaloon gook, G-squared... get it?

"Look at that Asian dude thinking he's Tony Soprano. Stupid g-squared"

by Frank White April 10, 2005

NK-47/"N" Squared

1."That fools about to be "N" Squared."
2."Hand me my "N" Squared yo."

1.The act of Nigger Nocking.(Ex. Beating up)
2.The item used to do the Nigger Nocking.(Also referred to as an NK-47)(Ex. Bat,Crowbar,Tire Iron,Wrench)

by Steamboat Willie November 4, 2004