Beer Sponge

Food used to aid recovery after drinking huge amounts of beer or other types of alcohol.

Steak and Shake, McDonalds serve as reasonable "sponges" but Chip Butty (translated - English style French Fry Sandwich) is the perfect "Beer Sponge".

by hamcol December 29, 2008

Fun sponge

A person or group of people, who take an activity so seriously and or literally, that they squeeze every last drop of joy out of it.

Can be appropriately applied to cyclists who spend 10K+ on their bikes, clearly don't enjoy what they're doing and live for looking down on those with 'lesser' equipment.

"Did you see those Joe Serious bellends shaking their heads and tutting?"

"yeah, fun sponges every last fuckin' one of 'em"

by Itsallgoodman May 17, 2016

Creamy sponge

A creamy sponge is a seman filled beared

A man or men that ejaculate I to one mans beard to make it dripping in seman

We gave Henry the juiciest creamy sponge yesterday

by BiggyG69420 July 12, 2019

Sponge Dick

The limp dick you get from either after ejaculation or from a huge turn off.

Man there's no way I was gonna be able to give my girl some lovin with this sponge dick!

by Pine-Apple Xpress May 7, 2010

sponge worthy

someone you would totally have sex with.

Wow that guy Matt is totally sponge worthy.

by Erin ES May 2, 2008

Salty sponge

When a man jizzez on a sponge and then squeezes the sponge into the girls mouth

My girl told me to give her the salty sponge and I ran to the Kitchen and squeezed it into her mouth

by The whale May 22, 2015

trauma sponge

One whom others naturally and sometimes inexplicably turn to with their problems. They "soak" up the "stains" of their issues, leaving the teller feeling better at having relieved themselves of bearing the burden of their problems alone. Usually an uninvolved party who is considered to have a more objective opinion of the situation.

It happened again! I was at a party talking to this girl and five minutes later she was crying on my shoulder telling me about her parents divorce!

I am such a trauma sponge, all my friends talk to me when they're sad.

by Hebacious January 6, 2011