Fun sponge

A person or group of people, who take an activity so seriously and or literally, that they squeeze every last drop of joy out of it.

Can be appropriately applied to cyclists who spend 10K+ on their bikes, clearly don't enjoy what they're doing and live for looking down on those with 'lesser' equipment.
"Did you see those Joe Serious bellends shaking their heads and tutting?"

"yeah, fun sponges every last fuckin' one of 'em"
by Itsallgoodman May 17, 2016
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Beer Sponge

Food used to aid recovery after drinking huge amounts of beer or other types of alcohol.
Steak and Shake, McDonalds serve as reasonable "sponges" but Chip Butty (translated - English style French Fry Sandwich) is the perfect "Beer Sponge".
by hamcol December 29, 2008
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Benefit sponge

An individual who lives off of benefits claimed by the government they tend to sit at home doing fuck all
by BIGJAR November 08, 2022
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Sponge cunt

A person, generally female, who leeches money, drugs, food, car rides or anything else they can get from other people. They expect others to drop everything they're doing and give up their social lives and money to cater to their whims. They don’t give or do anything for anyone else and bitch and complain all the time. They suck the life and resources out of others like a sponge and act like a cunt while doing so.
Person 1: Man, Erik is never around anymore. He’s always with Cortney, but all she does is make him drive her around and buy her weed. Then she bitches at him all the time and doesn’t even pitch in for gas.

Person 2:Yeah, she’s a real sponge cunt.
by Joltzi December 19, 2010
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Sponge Dick

The limp dick you get from either after ejaculation or from a huge turn off.
Man there's no way I was gonna be able to give my girl some lovin with this sponge dick!
by Pine-Apple Xpress May 07, 2010
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sponge worthy

someone you would totally have sex with.
Wow that guy Matt is totally sponge worthy.
by Erin ES May 02, 2008
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Salty sponge

When a man jizzez on a sponge and then squeezes the sponge into the girls mouth
My girl told me to give her the salty sponge and I ran to the Kitchen and squeezed it into her mouth
by The whale May 21, 2015
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