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Creamy sponge

A creamy sponge is a seman filled beared

A man or men that ejaculate I to one mans beard to make it dripping in seman
We gave Henry the juiciest creamy sponge yesterday
by BiggyG69420 July 12, 2019
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Benefit sponge

An individual who lives off of benefits claimed by the government they tend to sit at home doing fuck all
Oi Tyler, you benefit sponge get a job.
by BIGJAR November 8, 2022
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Beer Sponge

Food used to aid recovery after drinking huge amounts of beer or other types of alcohol.
Steak and Shake, McDonalds serve as reasonable "sponges" but Chip Butty (translated - English style French Fry Sandwich) is the perfect "Beer Sponge".
by hamcol December 29, 2008
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ai sponge

As apart of the AI (Artificial Intelligence) development era of 2023 and further on, groups of people have designed a simulation of a Parody SpongeBob SquarePants, plotted throughout an average 1 skit/min, not to forget that most of the popular project has been situated under the power of AI, and is streamed across both media platforms YouTube and Twitch.
It is formed using the power of Unity engine to simulate the Bikini Bottom environment and society, including a mechanic that donors of the live-streams will spawn a fish character in their names. For the use of socialism and personalities, a controlled set of GPTs (AI) are set to think they’re characters like SpongeBob, Patrick, Loudward (Squidward’s loud), and Mr. Krabs. And with the power of text-to-speech, the following descriptions, revolved around what topics are suggested in the official discord, are converted into realistic mock-ups of the classic voices we grew up with. One final detail is that for some fucking reason, the topics are related around 420, August 12th 2036, 2006 Honda Civics, and much more media-related topics. One other thing I want to note is that Paramount keeps copyrighting the Twitch and YouTube live streams, even though the authors of this masterpiece have cut back numerous things such as the official outro music to the official show, and displaying a giant string of text displaying “PARODY” to protect from those copyright issues.
1:“Hey Tim! Have you heard of Ai Sponge? It got copyrighted by Paramount again!”
2.“Spongebob just fucking had a stroke on Ai Sponge, the text to speech broke, LOL!”
3.”OMG LOUDWARD IS TALKING ABOUT SANDY GETTING HER CHEEKS CLAPPED ON AI SPONGE! SHE GOT PREGNANT AGAIN ASWELL!”
by JohnnyMcGood June 26, 2023
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Sponge Dick

The limp dick you get from either after ejaculation or from a huge turn off.
Man there's no way I was gonna be able to give my girl some lovin with this sponge dick!
by Pine-Apple Xpress May 7, 2010
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sponge worthy

someone you would totally have sex with.
Wow that guy Matt is totally sponge worthy.
by Erin ES May 2, 2008
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Salty sponge

When a man jizzez on a sponge and then squeezes the sponge into the girls mouth
My girl told me to give her the salty sponge and I ran to the Kitchen and squeezed it into her mouth
by The whale May 22, 2015
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