spiderman monkeyface

when a girl is sucking you off you pull out and blow your load in your hand, and with the other hand you grab a bunch of your own pubic hair.. then you proceed to fire the jism like spider man in her face followed immediatley by a handfull of pubes. she will have a monkey face!
Jim gave Rosie a spiderman monkeyface last night!!
by Tomgerardod July 29, 2008
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spiderman that hoe

when a guy is getting head he pullz out and nutz in his hand then fliks it at the grils face while doing the spider man sign
she wouldent swallow so i SPIDERMAN that hoe
by wizeguy September 12, 2007
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spiderman of the caribbean

when a man and a woman are having sex and then the man pulls out and ejaculates into his hand. then he makes the spiderman hand and flings his cum into the face of the woman. next he kicks her in the shin and wile she holds her face, she now hobbles around on her one leg and sounds like a pirate.
Last nite me and alice played a hot game of spiderman of the caribbean. She sure is mad.
by joe2524 April 20, 2008
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spiderman technique

the act of positioning your hand to look like spiderman when he is shooting his webs, you will then proceed to finger your partner in the bum and vagina with the two fingers sticking out and using the thumb to stimulate the clitoris.
"damn baby back at it again with the spiderman technique in my meat locker"
by CaptainPresents March 17, 2016
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Spiderman Veins

Noun: On a particularly jacked or muscular person, the veins on their arms stick out considerably, resembling the arms of the Spiderman costume.
Yo I gotta start doing some pull-ups if I want to get some Spiderman Veins
by SpidermanArms April 13, 2009
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Dirty Spiderman

When your receiving a blow job from your missus or a random, just as you blow dont let her know and BAM!! splat her in the face while yelling "GO WEB GO"
Ty did the dirty spiderman to Mandy the other nite and it got stuck up her nostrils and in her hair
by Matty/Spanky April 18, 2007
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Spiderman Wank

When you place a females underwear over you head and wank yourself off, usually with used underwear: the smellier the better.

Named so becuase one resembles spiderman with both eyes looking out through the leg holes.

Bob: I had a spiderman wank with your underwear last night, it fucking stank!

Sally: That's not my underwear, I'm helping old Mrs. Clegg with her laundry, she is 95 you know.

Bob: Ah well, I wondered why they smelled of fish AND cheese, but enjoyed it nonetheless.

Sally: I want a divorce.
by Simjimbimalim August 04, 2006
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