Serbia

A region of southeast Europe, comprising most of the former country of Yugoslavia. Serbs settled in the area in the 6th through 7th century, were Christianized in the 9th century, and formed an independent kingdom in the 13th century. Defeated at Kosovo Field (1389), the Serbs fell under Turkish domination, which ended when Serbia was granted full independence in 1878. The new kingdom of Serbia gained territory and power during the Balkan wars (1912-1913). After the assassination (1914) of Archduke Francis Ferdinand by a Serbian nationalist, Austria-Hungary declared war on Serbia, sparking World War I. In 1918 Serbia became a major constituent of the Kingdom of the Serbs, Croats, and Slovenes, which was later (1929) renamed Yugoslavia. Croatia, Slovenia, and Bosnia and Herzegovina declared independence from Yugoslavia in 1991, leading to war with Serbia. In 1992 Serbia and Montenegro formed a new republic.

Note: this is an accurate description, and is not some bull shit made up by a croatian dickhead

by Grono July 20, 2008

fuck serbia

Fuck Serbia is meaning that there idiots and they should die. Kosovo is Albania and they will get karma skkn

Fuck Serbia Albania is the best

by anonymous August 11, 2021

serbia

serbia - gods favourite place!

no beauty exists like serbia. drunk people. very religious people. serbia is more like a big family. lovely men and women live in this counrty. unfortunatly the united states can never pick a good president, so they took bob clinton. he destroyed us emotionally and physically. united states, albania, croatia have a passion of harted against serbs. god knows why. Basically serbia is a lovable country that may have had minor problems, but we have managed to stay together. we are the best in the balkans along with all the orthodox people. i love you guys.

by zestoki cetnik December 30, 2003

SERBIAN

the most gangsta ethnicity

yo look at that nigga over there whylin, he must be serbian

by NINA ROSS MUTHAFUCKA February 19, 2005

Serbian Slip N' Slide

1. When you are doing a chick from behind on a linoleum floor, as you about to cum, pull out and jizz in an arch over her onto the floor in front of her. After doing so, immediately push her down and into the jizz, effective creating a jizz and linoleum Slip N' Slide.

2. The best real life application of your childhood memories.

1. "Dude, I finally accomplished the Serbian Slip N' Slide and she hit her forehead on the door."

2. "Last night I was doing a Serbian Slip N' Slide and she slid across the kitchen floor into my roommates' room."

by Some Serbian Guy December 12, 2010

Serbian breakfast

- 2 expired eggs (boiled)
- cheap, unfiltered cigarettes
- a carton of old goat's milk that's been sitting under the hood of an old Lada (which also serves as the Serbian's summer home)
- topped off with a desert that consists mainly of several types of grass, anti-freeze, and slush from underneath the car (it's a winter delicacy)

"Went over to my friend Radivoje's place for a Serbian breakfast ... I've never thrown up so much in my life!"

by Milostheserbian April 14, 2009

Serbian Promise

A special type of promise, whilst appearing sincere and genuine is never ever actually carried out. Often followed by insanely unbelievable excuses and lies, in an effort to subdue the expectations of it ever being full filled.

(Milan) Hey do you want to go the city? I have the car and I will drive so you can drink? No Serbian promise here, trust me.

(George) "Yeah sure I will see you at the time arranged".

(Milan) Sorry man, but my friend Bogdan reckons that the tire pressure on my car will cause it to explode if I take it anywhere tonight".

by Geo Gronky August 20, 2007