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Josh Sawyer Destroyer

A bedazzled Strap-on that Spitz uses daily on Josh Sawyer. It's got a quaff of hair.
Did you see him using that "Josh Sawyer Destroyer", it totally destroyed his rectum.
by Josh Sawyer's Destroyer December 14, 2012
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Tom Sawyer'd [tom sawyer]

To be tricked or deceived into performing a laborious or unpleasant task vie reverse psychology.
steve: damn it John Tom Sawyer'd tom sawyer me into helping him clean

tom sawyer: haha
by pi3r8 October 23, 2008
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Tom Sawyer Raft Ride

The act of taking a dump on a hard surface, like a table or counter, and having your partner lay down on it with their back, causing it to spread between their back and the surface. After the dump is spread, you then stand above them and piss all over their face.
The Tom Sawyer Raft Ride is a lot more refreshing than it sounds...
by Stunzeedkus March 1, 2011
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Sawyer

The opposite of a Carson. He won't go for one of his friends ex's even if his friend tells him he can.
Person 1: Hey sawyer don't you like that girl?
Sawyer: Yeah but she used to date my friend so i'm not gonna ask her out
by TheRealFuni March 24, 2022
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kayla sawyer

this amazing sweet girl thats super cute and respects EVERYONE. She may be so loving that she feels like she doesnt love enough and it makes her so sad so you better be nice since shes the est girl your ever gonna meet or need. Shes an amazing artist! and def puts her effort into the environment, some people grow so jealous they despise her and treat he like garbage but that not right so f Them!
Oh wow that beautiful vegan artisitc sexy beast over there reminds me of KAYLA SAWYER!
by Mayo Ninja March 7, 2019
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sawyer

literally so hot. super funny, super sweet. you can talk to him about anything, and you'll normally find him hanging with his best friend. he can occasionally be rude but in a funny way. if he's not with his best friend, he traveling around from friend group to friend group because hes nice to everyone!
"ugh sawyer's soooo hot"
by Omg! Wassup? August 19, 2021
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Sawyer

Sawyer makes me horny
by Adamlovessawyer April 28, 2022
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