A typical loser who sits in front of their computer all day talking about different martial arts techniques and styles and how one style is better than another and how one technique can defeat another technique.
Often they lack any real martial arts experience since the only martial arts training they have had was from watching Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee or Steven Seagal films and/or reading Martial Arts manuals.
They have often only trained a few months in a martial art, if at all, and rely on stories that they had heard as case studies to prove that the style they had trained in is better than the other.
Often they lack any real martial arts experience since the only martial arts training they have had was from watching Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee or Steven Seagal films and/or reading Martial Arts manuals.
They have often only trained a few months in a martial art, if at all, and rely on stories that they had heard as case studies to prove that the style they had trained in is better than the other.
Armchair Samurai 1: You know all you really need to defeat a guy who's trying to do a takedown is to use dim mak. It'll stop his heart. I mean that's what my uncle's cousin's room mate did... and he read Bruce Lee's book so it's supposed to work.
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A nickname given to those who are called sam, or samuel. Pronounced like pamalar, but with a S.
Ususally are right muppets, or behave like Fools. The name itself however is a privilage, and if you get called such a name you should be eternally greatfull. Samalar's are usually funny creatures, rather small and funny looking.
Ususally are right muppets, or behave like Fools. The name itself however is a privilage, and if you get called such a name you should be eternally greatfull. Samalar's are usually funny creatures, rather small and funny looking.
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Get the Satulate mug.Nya, now the Water Ninja, was Samurai X until season 5. She had a giant mech and she could turn her handbag into a suit. In the middle of season 1, the rise of the snakes, she first appeared and all the other ninja hated her. But that's only because she kept saving the civilians and didn't let the ninja help. She "stole their thunder" even though as soon as they found out they treated her like a warrior...at least, until season 3.
Jay: Ugh, I'm gonna say it--I HATE SAMURAI X!!!!"
Also Jay: Samurai X is totally stealing our thunder!" (or maybe it wasn't jay idc)
Also Jay: Samurai X is totally stealing our thunder!" (or maybe it wasn't jay idc)
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Get the tower defense simulator mug.Yandere Simulator is about a girl who is born without any feelings for others or herself, even if she killed. Her mother always told her that “ One day, you’ll meet someone *special*.” Ayano (the girl) always waited for this day to come. And one day while walking in the halls of Akademi High she bumps into a boy, Taro Yamada. He was the boy that she had always dreamed of. She instantly fell in love as he helped her up. After school she gets a text message from a girl named “info-Chan.” She says that another girl is trying to win Taros heart, and that she is going to confess her love to Taro under the cherry tree behind the school at 6:00pm on Friday. Ayano is furious and has to kill, befriend/betray, make Taro dislike her etc. After her first rival, come nine more. ( This list comes with the first rival too.) Osana Najimi, Amai Odayaka, Kizana Sunobu, Oka Ruto, Asu Rito, Muja Kina, Osoro, Shidesu, Hanako Yamada, and Megami Saikou. Ayano only has 10 weeks to get rid of all the rivals. It gets harder every week for Ayano to eliminate the rivals. If she gets caught being a psycho by Senpai she would get heartbroken (Senpai thinks she’s a freak and doesn’t want like her. Therefore, he won’t accept her love confession on Friday if she eliminated all her rivals.) The final game is not finished but, you can still play it as a debug sandbox for testing
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A yandere has no emotion when killing and sabotaging. She never will have emotions until Senpai is hers.
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A game of trying to win a boys heart
A yandere has no emotion when killing and sabotaging. She never will have emotions until Senpai is hers.
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A game of trying to win a boys heart
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