Verb; The act of driving around a carpark for an extended period of time in order to secure a car parking spot.
Friend 1: "How was the mall - did you get what you needed?"
Friend 2: "Nah we were on a 3 hour carpark safari so I got jack of it and came back home"
Friend 2: "Nah we were on a 3 hour carpark safari so I got jack of it and came back home"
by Sexy___Bitch June 13, 2010
Lion Country Safari is a Drive-Thru Zoological Reserve and Amusement Park located in West Palm Beach, Florida. It used to have other locations in Kings Dominion and Irvine California. However, those shut down decades ago.
by Funky Games January 27, 2024
Putting something in between your buttcheeks and passing it to someone else via their buttcheeks via African safari
by Oranjeted August 10, 2025
Social media content that is filmed in fringe areas with severe structural violence, allowing the viewer to vicariously experience places like the hoods of Detroit or homeless camps of LA.
(Coined by The Elephant Graveyard in reference to Joe Rogan's X/Twitter algorithim distorting his perspective of society.
(Coined by The Elephant Graveyard in reference to Joe Rogan's X/Twitter algorithim distorting his perspective of society.
As a suburban kid from Burberry, Connecticut—watching poverty safari content of crackheads fighting in the NYC subways helps me expand my cultural understanding of my country.
by pelican soup April 28, 2025
Watching reality TV shows like Dr. Phil, Jerry Springer or Ricki Lake for the guilty pleasure of mocking people in unfortunate situations, much like observing wild animals on a safari – except the “wildlife” are vulnerable humans being exploited for entertainment.
A pastime for middle-class viewers to reassure themselves of their own superiority while enjoying the misfortunes of others.
A pastime for middle-class viewers to reassure themselves of their own superiority while enjoying the misfortunes of others.
"I love watching Dr. Phil! It is always so entertaining!"
"That series is little more than troglodyte safari - you are just pointing and laughing at people who are worse off than you to feel better about yourself"
"That series is little more than troglodyte safari - you are just pointing and laughing at people who are worse off than you to feel better about yourself"
by M-peror July 29, 2025
by Gmajd December 21, 2015
The act of driving around for hours looking for a place to park your car. Usually occurs in shopping centers on rainy days.
by Sexy__Bitch February 07, 2010