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Rockstar Nap

falling asleep after a hard night of partying which involved either heavy drug use or alcohol consumption and then waking up in a pool of your own excrement. i.e. vomit, urine, or feces.
Chad: Hey, has anyone seen Russell? he was snorting coke and doing shots all night long!

Matt: He's over here in the corner choking on his own vomit!

Chad: Oh snap! lay him on his side, dude is wakin up from his Rockstar Nap!
by white man in black suit September 13, 2010
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Rockstar Reacharound

The act of giving a reacharound for a Rockstar Energy Drink, immediatly after waking up at a festival with any hangover. Usually costing $5 or 2 McGangbangs.
Rockstar reacharounds $5!
by Buddahb August 25, 2011
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Rockstar's Homework

In order to do Rockstar's homework you must pull down your pants and start jacking off while jumping on your bed
"Hey dude, so I've been thinking, do you wanna come over to my place and do some Rockstar's homework with me?"
by Gom_Bitti October 23, 2020
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Rockstar Challenge

It's when you plug your amp and guitar up outside and play full volume, waking your neighbors up. Doesn't have to be a full song, but you must be BLASTING. Preferably done past midnight.
Neighbor: The boy next door is shredding an awesome solo right on his front porch!
911: We're on our way, ma'am. This is not the first time we've got reports of the Rockstar challenge
by YungYolo123 January 19, 2015
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rockstar syndrome

It's when all of a sudden a dork makes a change to his life/style and he thinks he's cool and superior to all and allows himself to be rude to others. Deep down, he's still a dork. It's similar to an AFC trying to become a PUA.
Ozren came to school with gel in his hair and nice clothes. Now he doesn't talk to his old friends. He is deeply affected by the rockstar syndrome.
by Alexander Williams December 2, 2005
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Tuba Rockstar

Suggestion that one REALLY blows. For use in meetings and on conference calls, company emails or IM's when:

1. An ambiguous or more politically or socially acceptable and less blatantly profane insult is required.

2. Suggestion that one is a enthusiastic fellatio expert.
Project Manager to person 1: Did you not read the standards?
person 1: I didn't know those applied to me.
person 2 to person 1: You're such a tuba rockstar

or

Guy 1: I finally got that chick in accounting to come over last night.
Guy2: Did you nail her?
Guy 1: No but I found out that she's a total tuba rockstar
by CTFO September 9, 2010
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Tranny RockStar

to perform real music dressed as the social "opposite" gender.
Syndirella Heart is the best tranny rockstar drummer
by Syndirella April 27, 2011
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