Rogue Ratios

Quantitative bad deals whereby enslaved workers or employees are being taken advantage of by their bosses or entrepreneurs, who have financial control over their lives, be it five days of work in exchange for a weekend break (5 : 2)—an investment of –60%—or a two-week annual leave (2 : 52), or a 5% savings rate on gross salary for 40 years.
Millions of people around the world are aware of the rogue ratios that force them to live a mediocre life, but only a very percentage of them think they can work for a better ratio to achieve financial freedom.
by Numerati August 17, 2023
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merkshire ratio

The ratio of time it takes one to pack a bowl and the time it takes for said person to actually hit the bowl. The longer you sit with a packed bowl, the higher the ratio becomes.
- Yo Joel, are you gonna hit that?

- Yeah, yeah.. sorry, just was watching something on my phone
- bro, you’re merkshiring really hard right now. And your merkshire ratio is incredibly high, please be cognizant.
by ParkYourCar November 23, 2020
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Fill-ratio

When you are out to eat at a restaurant that has free refills on your drink. If your server keeps your glass full, the server has a high fill-ratio. If the server ignores you and leaves you thirsty, the server has a low fill-ratio.

A takeoff of “kill-ratio”
Our waiter’s fill-ratio is pathetic—he hasn’t come by once.
by Rowdy Librarian January 28, 2020
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Mythical Ratio

The ratio between any two different mythical creatures, weapons, items, or persons.
This ratio is calculated by dividing the weapon, person, or creature's kills or lives saved by one hundred.
by Real_NoobToob October 29, 2020
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Floinge Ratio

Ratio between how much food you eat and how much you poop
Did you see Spanner eat that huge meal? He's going to have the best Floinge Ratio tomorrow
by TorBloke September 12, 2018
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Rozzie Ratio

Rozzie (aka Roslindale)

Rozzie kids or babies go out and party hard.

There are always 3 guys for every one girl
because 2 out of 3 rozzi / westie kids gets no pussy
and the girl is either the on kid with games girlfriend or she gets really drunk and gets with every guy in one night and never chills wtih them again becuz it reminds them of their sloppy 5ths.
it is commonly debated by westie / rozzi kids whether it is best to be the 1st to get the girl at the party or the last. becuz the last gets to smash. but the 1rst gets less germs
thaat the ratio
Dude guy our Rozzie Ratio is popping, is twenty of us and three girls. One of the girls is dudes girlfriend so we will take the other two and divide them equally
by shillsalej November 07, 2010
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bad ratio

Any sexual relationship (of the heterosexual variety) that involves a ratio of men to women greater than 1.
Steve: How was the orgy last night?
Mike: There were like 5 guys but only 3 girls.
Steve: Oh man, that's a bad ratio.
by Joeyjoejoe17 November 19, 2013
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