a proper dump is when you take a crap and it's formed correctly. no anal mudslide, no liquor-scented diarrhea, no ass gremlins. no constipation, no screaming in pain as your asshole rips open from a week's worth of backed up rectal granite. no asshole in the other stall causing you to clench up while they try to converse with you, no sitting on a toilet soaked in some dickhead's piss, no boss hollering at you to quit looking at facebook on company time while you pinch off or time limits. no greasy composition that takes half a roll of toilet paper to remove from your anal hole, no splashing up crap-water all over your nut bag.
just a nice, painless, stinky loaf that drops in with a gentle splashdown, and quick, clean wipe, leaving you satisfied and ready to continue your day.
just a nice, painless, stinky loaf that drops in with a gentle splashdown, and quick, clean wipe, leaving you satisfied and ready to continue your day.
by kinky_donkey_punch69 June 25, 2016
This term can be used in a number of ways. Mostly to express a positive opinion of something. If you like it, its proper norris.
The phrase came around in the summer of 2006. Jimmy Westminster*, Sassy Cassie*, OJ* and co were having a lazy day at the park. OJ's sister's boyfriend's cat is called norris and OJ was talking about naming his pet plastic dinosaur Bubba Norris. Sassy misheard him and thought he had said Proper Norris. This then resulted in a chorus of Proper Norris in Jamacian/Scouse accents and Jimmy W decided that proper norris would be a good way to describe things that were good. Sassy agreed. Hence, the creation of Proper Norris.
Please refer to the myspace group, proper norris.
*Real names have not been used to protect identities.
The phrase came around in the summer of 2006. Jimmy Westminster*, Sassy Cassie*, OJ* and co were having a lazy day at the park. OJ's sister's boyfriend's cat is called norris and OJ was talking about naming his pet plastic dinosaur Bubba Norris. Sassy misheard him and thought he had said Proper Norris. This then resulted in a chorus of Proper Norris in Jamacian/Scouse accents and Jimmy W decided that proper norris would be a good way to describe things that were good. Sassy agreed. Hence, the creation of Proper Norris.
Please refer to the myspace group, proper norris.
*Real names have not been used to protect identities.
'I look proper norris today'
'Wow, that hat is proper norris'
'Sex with your mother is proper norris'
'Wow, that hat is proper norris'
'Sex with your mother is proper norris'
by Lizzie A January 15, 2007
When you get passed the point of tilted (screaming at a video game) and move into the stages of throwing your controller and smashing tv's that's what proper tilted is.
by Lt. Halfpipe August 08, 2017
That girl over there is a proper melly
by Keeneanos April 04, 2017
When someone is giving a man oral and they use his penis as a toothbrush, his cum as toothpaste and his pubic hairs as floss.
by Olivia Minerva (Shlivs) July 17, 2017
To wrap a hot towel around one's member mid coitus in order to heat said member to heighten her pleasure
by Seepha June 11, 2022