Pork whistle

Can refer to a penis or potentially a blow job

Hey, Gertrude played my pork whistle last night.
Or
Dang, I got kicked right in the pork whistle!

by Gretchen63 November 6, 2018

pork sword

porkimons pride: a huge pork stump that is his ultimate super weapon. thats the form of a pink log. uses clumpy stumpy sauce to attack his foes (see porkimon)

the pork sword was unleash and was hammed against pokemons face

by slapapig September 24, 2003

Pork sword

It's that thing you wish was as big mine.

Sorry I'm late, I was with your girlfriend. I slayed her with my pork sword.

by Stoma Docking January 11, 2010

pork sword

a man's pride. his chunk of meat hanging down between his legs.

Put that Pork Sword away this minute! ur gonna have somebody's eye out with it!

by D. Hine November 19, 2003

Pork Stuffing

Sexual Position involing four people, 3 males, 1 female (optional) preferably a midget. It requires one person, preferably the midget, to be suspended by two others from anal and oral penetration while the fourth person rotates them (as you would roll a barrel) and ejaculates on them. It's supposed to resemble roasting a pig over a fire.

Me, my dad, and my best friend got with Vernon Troyer and we all did some Pork Stuffing.

by Sex Chef October 18, 2008

pork pounder

A fat fucker, chubby chaser, someone who fucks fat women.

John is a closet pork pounder.

by shazizzle April 8, 2003

Raw Pork

The genital of a woman that is chafed and sore, almost raw, from having an all-night long intercourse.

Mark and Tina had rough sex all night every hour on the hour. Tina woke up this morning with a raw pork.

by notSoladylike August 14, 2010