im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

Every single comment on cursed videos

Guy: sees cursed video

*comments im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

*gets fame

by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020

pooping in the periwinkle

When a man or woman of unexceptional beauty and grace sleeps with someone far above themselves in physical attractiveness or social standing.

Can you believe our friend--a total slob and blunderbuss, by the way--slept with that extremely intelligent supermodel? He was totally pooping in the periwinkle if you know what I mean.

by casey lazerz August 15, 2007

Poopin 'it

1.blowing off completing constructive or important tasks in order to lazily mope through the day
2.fuckin women without a rubber

"Yea, I ditched the quiz in class today and was poopin 'it all night on Halo 3 in Team Control"

"Dude, I was poopin 'it hard with that exchange student from Sri Lanka!"

by Humby October 7, 2009

Girls pooping

Technically girls can’t poop because of there hormones so they have periods instead

girls pooping Girls don’t poop & if they do they’re transgender

by Bigdickrex06 September 13, 2019

power pooping

Pooping so fast it seems like you're in a competition.
Takes about 1-2 minutes, wipe included.

Me: BRB! 7:00 PM
You: ok! 7:00 PM
Me: Man, what a great power poop, I felt like I was in a power pooping competition 7:01 PM
You: Dude, you just broke a world record!
Me: Yeah, I break it about 3 times a week

by ScottzorusMaximus May 22, 2009

poopination

the act of poopinating
(see poopinating)

yo man i am about to commit poopination

by MRoDz923 November 15, 2010

poopinashart

During an accidentalshart, when you finally find a bathroom with ample amounts of toilet paper for the clean-up, you finish on the toilet and find turdlets floating in the mess. Not to be confused withpoopinashit.

Sometimes a poopinashart will temporarily block the flow of a shart which ends in an explosive outcome.

by rubtwostix February 14, 2012