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Poker Fluff

when a man is playing strip poker, and he puts some kind of special effort into getting himself only slightly sexually aroused, so if he loses and has to take it all off, he'll have a semi and it will look like his penis in its flaccid state is bigger than it really is
"When Jeff was playing strip poker with us last night and ended up being down to his boxers, we noticed him discreetly tugging on his crotch area a couple of times while also seemingly taking some peeks at Kate's cleavage. I smirkingly whispered to him, 'you're giving yourself the Poker Fluff, aren't you?'"
by J888 April 10, 2008
mugGet the Poker Fluffmug.

Poker Newb

Created to define someone who plays very badly at poker. They continue to play horribly despite being told how to improve. They often get very lucky to win.
Mike Rice is a Poker Newb.
by Moneymaker November 20, 2004
mugGet the Poker Newbmug.

poker freak

someone who is always seen playing poker or is obsessed with poker.
Hey Matt,all you do is play poker all the time, you're such a poker freak!
by alexy23 April 10, 2008
mugGet the poker freakmug.

Loaf Poker

A male, typically homosexual, who enjoys giving anal.

Loaf: turd - as in "Pinch off a Loaf"
Poke: poke
Seth's back door is always open to a handsome loaf poker.
by DaAnonymous1 June 10, 2009
mugGet the Loaf Pokermug.

Poony Poker

I tapped her with my poony poker.
by duke dynomite February 26, 2009
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Poker Jew

Someone that, even though they know that they hold a very good hand, bets the smallest amount of their money possible. Poker Jews usually succeed in poker, for their tactics allow them to suck the money out of their opponents without losing much of their own winnings. Usually frustrates the opponent- leading into a long, drawn out game of poker. Involves massive bluffing in some occasions.
1. Even though Brad held a royal flush, he still only betted a dollar, making him a poker jew.

2. A: " I bet one dollar."

B: " Dude, I put down twenty. This game is going to go on forever."

A: " I win."

B: " Screw you, poker jew! "
by Michaelhunt4 July 19, 2010
mugGet the Poker Jewmug.

arse poker

to be homosexual, also known as arse bandit,bum bandit
the dick or penis being put in another mans arse therefore making your dick an arse poker
by wee_ross May 4, 2006
mugGet the arse pokermug.

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