when a man is playing strip poker, and he puts some kind of special effort into getting himself only slightly sexually aroused, so if he loses and has to take it all off, he'll have a semi and it will look like his penis in its flaccid state is bigger than it really is
"When Jeff was playing strip poker with us last night and ended up being down to his boxers, we noticed him discreetly tugging on his crotch area a couple of times while also seemingly taking some peeks at Kate's cleavage. I smirkingly whispered to him, 'you're giving yourself the Poker Fluff, aren't you?'"
by J888 April 10, 2008
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Loaf: turd - as in "Pinch off a Loaf"
Poke: poke
Loaf: turd - as in "Pinch off a Loaf"
Poke: poke
by DaAnonymous1 June 10, 2009
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Someone that, even though they know that they hold a very good hand, bets the smallest amount of their money possible. Poker Jews usually succeed in poker, for their tactics allow them to suck the money out of their opponents without losing much of their own winnings. Usually frustrates the opponent- leading into a long, drawn out game of poker. Involves massive bluffing in some occasions.
1. Even though Brad held a royal flush, he still only betted a dollar, making him a poker jew.
2. A: " I bet one dollar."
B: " Dude, I put down twenty. This game is going to go on forever."
A: " I win."
B: " Screw you, poker jew! "
2. A: " I bet one dollar."
B: " Dude, I put down twenty. This game is going to go on forever."
A: " I win."
B: " Screw you, poker jew! "
by Michaelhunt4 July 19, 2010
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