Alaskan Pipeline

A person that partakes in the act of defecating into a snow bank to freeze the log for use as a dildo in the future. Some may use condoms or saran wrap to reduce mess and health complications.

A rich and hearty diet is necessary to become a champion Alaskan Pipeliner.

by Frank Snowl December 18, 2012

the Romanian pipeline

Much like the Alaskan Pipeline, however in the day prior to the shitting in the condom and freezing in the freezer, eat a diet consisting solely of corn. This is to create a pipeline ribbed for her pleasure.

What did you do last night?
The Romanian Pipeline.
What? The Alaskan Pipeline wasn't good enough for you?
Last time she complained about how the Alaskan wasn't doing it for her.

by freewilly32 August 27, 2009

pisnelo

a way to say dick in italian.

Lore, hai il pisnelo piccolo.

by SassoTheSas December 18, 2021

iraqi pipeline

lubrication of a woman's anus with WD-40 (preferably with the straw inserted)... followed by repeatedly having anal intercourse over the course of several hours.

"Man, Erica was keeping me up all night asking for an Iraqi pipeline!"

by rolling stoned May 2, 2008

pipeline

a classic skatepark, first opened in 1977 and closed in 1988 located in upland, ca that consisted a fullpipe, a monster bowl, a combibowl and a slalom course. it was the narliest of all skateparks.

ur dads that skated back in the day can tell u all about pipeline skatepark

by jackson j May 30, 2006

Alaskan Pipeline

Grab a love glove and drop a deuce into it. Now take the shit-filled prophylactic and put it in the freezer; preferably away from anything resembling a frozen treat. Once your poop-sicle is rock hard, the party begins. Bend your girl over and start screwing. Once you have a good rhythm going, ram that fecal dildo in her ass. You may or may not want to warn her. Lube is advised.

Before Ted violated is girlfriend with an Alaskan Pipeline, he yelled, "Big load of crude coming in!"

by shadow_javelin February 19, 2011

Minnesota Pipeline

When 3 heterosexual males are in tight single file line in order to keep warmth.

Me and some buddies did a Minnesota pipeline to keep warm during the winter seasons.

by ClarkinSC March 30, 2011