phat shit

when you gotta take a dump rlly badly so you squat infront of a tree

I GOTTA TAKE A PHAT SHIT MA DOOD

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

Phatt

Describes a thicc woman but having more meat on her
Comparison:
Thicc: Small waist, big hips
Phatt: Average waist, GIGA-hips

Friend: "*phew* She's straight phatt, isn't she?"
The friend of him: "C'mon! That's my sister!"

by anonymous February 19, 2023

phatass

So say you see a girl and she is thicc. You can say she is a phatass without being mean or wierd

DAYUM that girl is a phatass

by JIMMYJAMDAMN March 5, 2023

Illusory Phat Ass

This is the illusion the majority of basic girls on Instagram and Tinder create in their pictures to make it appear as if they have a phat ass. Generally these girls will bend their bodies close to a 90 degree angle (practically breaking their back) or stick one of their legs out to achieve this illusion. They also will only take pictures from the side or from any other strange angle that can create such an illusion.

John: Dude, this chick looks hot as hell. Look at her ass! I should definitely swipe right
Brad: No, swipe left. She only took pics from side and she’s bending in all her pictures. She has an illusory phat ass

by ClapDemCheekz December 12, 2019

ASTA PHAT

A term used In New Orleans as another way of saying “ girl bye “

gia - you weird

lulu - asta phat

by heyehehehe blah blah June 6, 2022

Sven Patzer

the man who knows so much about business and technology that even Google takes his calls. he also might be autistic like elon musk but its hard to tell because he's kinda hot and might just be shy in some podcast episodes

I heard Sven Patzer knows so much about business and technology that even Elon Musk has him on speed dial!

by Tits mcgregor April 12, 2023

Sven Patzer

Sven Patzer is a highly knowledgeable and experienced individual who is passionate about sharing his insights and expertise with others. Whether through his various media channels or through press articles and other forms of media coverage, Patzer is dedicated to spreading his love for technology and business and helping others achieve success in these areas.

I don't buy apple stock, I just watch Sven Patzer's Tik Toks and listen to his podcasts and hope it will save me

by Smallish Johnson April 12, 2023