Parpportunity

An opportunity to be decidedly average.

Guy 1: Last night I went to the club and saw this sexy chick, but I was too scared to talk to her.

Guy 2: Seems like you grasped your parpportunity.

by Geoffswrong June 17, 2016

phakphum

Muay thai fighter

American gangster

Oh shit thats phakphum run

by Lyzc June 21, 2017

parp

It's literally just a fart

Dude, I just parped really loud. It was wet.

by esufjlhgvye August 8, 2019

Phar Meh

beautiful, hot, caring person

you can always rely on this person with her skills and intelligence

Phar Meh is very smexy <3

by your hot mutual July 15, 2021

pharchan

a word that describes a person that doesn’t make sense

he’s talking a pharchan

by crazykosher May 25, 2023

Jurassic Parp

an emission of wind so awful it would bring tears to the eyes of a dinosaur

cor, bloody hell what a Jurassic Parp! ugghh

by Uncle MacTipps October 1, 2010

jebus parp

Nice smelling fart

Wow! That's nice. You could say it was quite the Jebus parp.

by sexylover1million April 5, 2014