dick petty

A late night hand job at the NASCAR RV lot.

Hey Brock did you hear Joel got a quick dick petty by Autumn last night in the NASCAR infield.

by JoelSmokes March 3, 2019

Petty Party

1. An ~actual~ get together you have when sh*t goes down (and your way) because you are petty.

2. An insulting ~imginary~ party you throw for someone who is triggered/salty over something. (Also, because you're both petty.)

1. Patricia got fired. Petty party at my place; giiiiiiiirl come through!

2. Oh, your coupon expired because of millennials? Direct me to the others and we'll throw you a petty party, Janice.

by totuusbrinkanassa August 31, 2017

petty petkins

Your lover, sweetheart, knight in shining armor, the apple of your eye. The person that you adore more than anything in the world

Oh, I love my little petty petkins!

by TSCBITCH March 20, 2005

Petty gay

A heterosexual male who's a little gay, but only to a point; the in between for bi and straight.

Tyler: When I watch straight porn, I try to find the biggest dicks possible, that shit gets me rock hard.

Jake: That seems kind of petty gay man.

by NoDak Jack October 15, 2018

Alex Pettis

Can be wierd at times but is amazing. Has a humongous brain and is smater than the average person. Is very beautiful and nice. Also is a very good friend and listener. Usually a friendly person who likes too meet new people and be around lots of other people. Likes to have fun.

Alex Pettis is amazing.
Alex is sexy.
Alex has a nice ass.
Alex likes to have fun.
Alex is cute.

by Israel Gaytan August 25, 2011

petty stuff

"Jake, as I indicated earlier when I was asked about that, I'm not going to deal with that kind of petty stuff," Tillerson said. "I mean, this is a town that seems to relish in gossip, rumor and innuendo. And they feed on it. They feed on it in a very destructive way. I don't work that way and I don't feel that way."

"Jake, as I indicated earlier when I was asked about that, I'm not going to deal with that kind of petty stuff," Tillerson said. "I mean, this is a town that seems to relish in gossip, rumor and innuendo. And they feed on it. They feed on it in a very destructive way. I don't work that way and I don't feel that way."

by Bardia Asef October 16, 2017

Wordplay Petty

Rated "Class IV" on the Petty Scale, Wordplay Petty is the act of intentionally misconstrueing a normal word or phrase in order to completely change the meaning of the statement. This is typically done on the fly.

Z: You can see into my house! I hate this wide peephole!!!

M: You hate white people??

Z: I hate Wordplay Petty.. -_-

by MTrain84 March 21, 2017