1. An ~actual~ get together you have when sh*t goes down (and your way) because you are petty.
2. An insulting ~imginary~ party you throw for someone who is triggered/salty over something. (Also, because you're both petty.)
2. An insulting ~imginary~ party you throw for someone who is triggered/salty over something. (Also, because you're both petty.)
1. Patricia got fired. Petty party at my place; giiiiiiiirl come through!
2. Oh, your coupon expired because of millennials? Direct me to the others and we'll throw you a petty party, Janice.
2. Oh, your coupon expired because of millennials? Direct me to the others and we'll throw you a petty party, Janice.
by totuusbrinkanassa August 31, 2017
 Get the Petty Partymug.
Get the Petty Partymug. by JoelSmokes March 3, 2019
 Get the dick pettymug.
Get the dick pettymug. Your lover, sweetheart, knight in shining armor, the apple of your eye. The person that you adore more than anything in the world
by TSCBITCH March 20, 2005
 Get the petty petkinsmug.
Get the petty petkinsmug. Tyler: When I watch straight porn, I try to find the biggest dicks possible, that shit gets me rock hard.
Jake: That seems kind of petty gay man.
Jake: That seems kind of petty gay man.
by NoDak Jack October 15, 2018
 Get the Petty gaymug.
Get the Petty gaymug. refers to a situation in which one's partner displays selfishness, indifference, and laziness during intimate and sexual moments, showing little to no emotion or effort and causing the other person to feel unimportant, hurt, and undervalued in their relationship.
Jeff felt hurt and undervalued in his relationship because his partner consistently engaged in petty sex, showing no care or effort towards his pleasure even though he make sure his partner was always happy
by RelatableGuru November 2, 2023
 Get the petty sexmug.
Get the petty sexmug. A petty hypocrite is someone who joins in the fun until its no longer fun for them , then the tables turn and they are left on the outside and decide to post a bunch of nonsense on social media or talk in social scenes making them look like the victim, or that they are better off ..
Hey look Shelia and Greg are inviting other people into their "fun", but Greg fell for the other woman and no one wants Shelia so she is all over social media posting how humiliated she is.. for pity.. Shelia is such a petty hypocrite
Look at that Petty hypocrite trying to make people feel bad for them when she was doing the same things!
Look at that Petty hypocrite trying to make people feel bad for them when she was doing the same things!
by Fuckyourglasshouse October 30, 2017
 Get the petty hypocritemug.
Get the petty hypocritemug. Can be wierd at times but is amazing. Has a humongous brain and is smater than the average person. Is very beautiful and nice. Also is a very good friend and listener. Usually a friendly person who likes too meet new people and be around lots of other people. Likes to have fun.
by Israel Gaytan August 25, 2011
 Get the Alex Pettismug.
Get the Alex Pettismug.