papa pimp

Papa Pimp aka Papa Gimp 2. / (papa ɡɪmp) / noun. US and Canadian offensive, slang a physically disabled person, esp one who is lame. slang a sexual fetishist who likes to be dominated and who dresses in a leather or rubber body suit with mask, zips, and chains. One who wears glasses with hidden cameras and stalks college campuses 20 years after their eligibility status has expired. A long faced fool who looks like a stunt double for the Easter Islands statues and wears church socks pulled to his knees with a matching Wal-Mart Burberry shorts set. Favorite beverage is Mike's Hard Lemonade.
This dude walks around with hidden cameras thinking hes a pimp but hes 49 years old searching for women at walmart to post on Boxden calling himself papa pimp
by Visionvixen.com April 19, 2022
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Papa Straze

The name given to someone who likes to choke on a fat dick while blasting the original Pokémon theme song in the background.
"Hey. Did you hear from Papa Straze?"
"Yeah. He was sucking off my brother last I heard."
by My Name is Nothing August 13, 2017
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papa squealskins

A father who is a senior citizen but is very silly and immature for his age, often times becoming an annoyance.
I had to leave the family get together because Papa Squealskins wouldn't stop annoying me.
by JefferiahtheMessiah January 05, 2019
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Papa Lou

Papa Lou is the god of all gods in the Poopalazooka religion. He helped save the islands from the demons, along with Deborah.
by Layway Magicay March 20, 2021
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Papa Günter

The most magical and mystical and manly man that ever roamed the Earth. He is in search for all the little, vulnerable children of the world. He tends to admit he prefers the little girls over the little boys, however he says he really doesn’t mind too much.
Josh: “Oh look it’s Papa Günter in his Güntermobile again.”
Emily: “I hope he decides to take me this time.”
*Josh in visible awe.*
by PapaGünter69 December 03, 2018
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papa lazarou

the owner of 'papa lazarous pandamonium curcus' which has a population of 7, inculdeing 1 tall freak, 1 bearded woman, 4 midgets and papa himself. he has only 1 fear, and that is nose bleeds. do not let your nose bleed near him or you could start a war. also has many wives all named dave
by the pope January 17, 2004
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papa smurf

When a girl is giving head and you shove it down her throat so hard that she can't breathe, then you plaster your white cum on her blue face and viola!!!! Its Papa Smurf!!!!
I pulled the ol' papa smurf on your mom the other night, your dad was laughing his ass off.
by Polar Bear December 06, 2004
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