Spicy Pasta

The act of trying to save one's relationship by "spicin it up".

Step 1: Lather hot sauce on any type of pasta noodles

Step 2: Toss the noodles until all of them are saturated with hot sauce.

Step 3: Insert the pasta into your partner's anus.

Step 4: Have the opposing partner eat the pasta out of one's asshole

The end result will connect the two individuals on a sensual level while also satisfying one's hunger.

Bro 1: "Yo man, my chick and I eat some spicy pasta last night in bed!"
Bro 2: "Damn son you two are kinky as shit!"

by TheSpiceiNNNator February 17, 2017

italian pasta

Pasta originating from Italy.

I like Italian pasta.

by Self-Explanitory May 28, 2016

Meaty Pasta

You hide your dick and pasta and surprise the girl eating it into giving you a blowjob.

I meaty pasta'd my gf last night she thought I was being a good bf.

by Meat Man October 26, 2012

barilla pasta

A scared little closeted executive that has a narrow focus on reality.

At today's news conference, I referred to the barilla pasta terror of advertising.

by Dreamitthendoit September 27, 2013

eating pasta

jerking off

1: what are you doing

2: nothing just eating pasta

by ahsujajnans December 2, 2022

Pasta bandit

A martyr who was killed due to the thieving of pasta, more specifically macaroni.

Person 1: Dude, did you hear about the pasta bandit on Mainstreet?
Person 2: Yeah, unfortunate. I know that guy too.

by JerinDd February 19, 2020

pasta sleepies

the sleepies you get after consuming a gluten-ous, carbadelic plate of delcious noodies

Man I can't read this paper I've got the pasta sleepies.

by flupdates March 8, 2020