Pasta ostrich

A human, mammal or other animal who periodically consumes very large amounts of pasta. Typically, at least 5 servings of pasta, ravioli, gnocchi or other pasta types must be consumed to constitute true pasta ostrich status. One can reach pasta ostrich status faster if different types of pasta are eaten in one session, i.e. spaghetti with sauce tomat and ravioli with alfredo sauce.

This gluten-free pasta made of chickpeas isn't good for being a pasta ostrich.

by pasta ostrich October 10, 2022

time to feed the ostrich

Time to feed the ostrich is code word for going to go smoke methamphetamines,.

"Hey man just picked up from grandma, let's go back to your place and it's time to feed the ostrich"

by Peter pan! June 23, 2018

arse ostrich

One so far up their own arse they are coming out of their mouth. An ostrich buries its head in the sand. An arse ostrich buries their head in their arse.

Normal person 1:"That Jennifer is really stuck up!"
Me:"Yeah man; she's an arse ostrich."
Normal person 1:"Heh heh heh."

by The chaplain December 9, 2008

baby ostrich

The act of hiding your face from the person you are talking to, in order to make them believe you are upset, at them.

Stephany said "Stop being such a baby ostrich and kiss me".

by Flipporama December 5, 2010

ass ostrich

A person who's head is stuck so far up their ass that they can't think straight

He told you that donkey's live in the desert?! What an ass ostrich!

by Lizzy and Yalex December 8, 2013

Lithuanian Ostrich

Noun; When a native Lithuanian woman is doing “polishing Ye olde shaft” for one of the “Big Ballers” and her displeased father comes home in utter disbelief. The woman dashes out of the area at speeds of up to 70mph and an a throat/esophagus of approximately 12-16”.

Ex. Jimbo: Hey did you just see that Lithuanian Ostrich speed by??
Keith: Yeah that thing was flying! I wonder which Big Baller...

by BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB^3 January 19, 2018

The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich

Alternate name for D Unit. "Bad Ass Ostrich" was his first hit single on the album, "Bitches Only Want Your Portfolio".

YO! What's an EMU? Well, think of an ostrich...its a BAD ASS OSTRICH!

You be straight trippin like the One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich.

by The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich April 14, 2004