top floor

Best-of-a-kind.

This car is top floor, "This car is the best".

by S58 January 22, 2014

Japan Floors

any kind of Adidas footwear

ohhhh look at the Japan Floors on yah the shmoo shmoo

by whatcha lookin at my gut for December 8, 2010

Floor Alien

An autistic person

Bob "I'm autistic
Jeff "Oh so you're a floor alien"

by spacio November 11, 2021

The floor is dirty

Don't go there, or I / we / you don't want to go there. Usually in reference to an undesirable act.

Person A: "I could install a bootleg version for you."
Person B: "The floor is dirty, we'll budget for legit."

by I am not real. January 28, 2010

Floor Swimmer

An inexperienced drunk whose booze-fueled antics usually either descend into such ridiculous acts as pretending to swim on the floor, or becoming legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.

"That guy who staggered into the party last night was a sloppy drunken mess, a real floor swimmer."

by FrigOff April 15, 2014

floor-seeker

a beer that makes you pass out

Credit: Jason Sampietro

Warning: That beer will is quite a floor-seeker.

by moonjelly August 4, 2018

fourth flooring

When one male seeks attention and acceptance from another male.

To perform ritual "Daps" to seek another males acknowledgement and approval.

A Cavin eyes up a larger, more fitted male and quickly starts a conversation with him. He then talks him up soon afterwards. This is considered Fourth Flooring. Or, 4th Flooring.

by Geiger July 20, 2008