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Obleenager

Also known as: Obleen

A teenager that (constantly) talks about his/her political views without actually knowing what is happening in the real political world. Usually right-winged.

They are usually tainted by their family members who share the same views.
P1: You’re a (member of a specific political party)? No wonder, you guys are all disgusting idiots.

P2: I’m sick and tired of these obleenagers.
by lukeelol November 21, 2019
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omelette sock

A cum sock that is so crusty and so runny that you can crack it open like an egg and the rest of the jizz will pour out.
He's been single so long you know he's got an omelette sock under his bed!
by Whata-Man June 19, 2020
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Scrambled Omelet

An omelet that has been made so terribly that it just looks like scrambled eggs with various foods in it.
Man: Hey, I thought you ordered the ham and cheese omelet? What is that?

Women: Oh, no, here they make scrambled omelets.
by P-vento May 13, 2011
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chocolate omelette

Whisking or scrambling eggs as one would with an omelette then inserting the mixture into one's asshole. The resulting mixture is then removed and prepared as a chocolate omelette.
I woke up yesterday and made a chocolate omelette with Becky; we had chipotle the night before so there was an extra spicy kick.
by chocolate omelette May 12, 2016
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wisconsin omelet

When a male wraps his penis in cheddar cheese and he inserts it into a females asshole that has a picture of a cow drawn on it. Also known as a Wisconsin Grilled Cheese.
Bruh, did you see that girl's ass? I'd love to give her a wisconsin omelet!
by Mastermancreep12 April 20, 2016
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Inadvertent Omelet

When the whipped eggs go into the pan then you suddenly realize you have all the good veggies 🌶 hiding in the fridge to quickly wash chop and cook before the eggs cook all the way through. Clock's ticking!
Started cooking scrambled eggs in the pan then suddenly realized I had all the complimentary veggies hiding in the fridge to make an inadvertent omelet happen before the point of no return.
by The Reclaimed Chef November 5, 2019
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Cream cheese Omelet

The act of eating out your girlfriend while she has a yeast infection.
Steve: My girlfriend wanted to try something she found on the internet.

John: What was it?
Steve: It’s called the Cream cheese Omelet…
John: That sounds disgusting
Steve: Don’t ever do it… I vomited for almost an hour straight.
by Jonny-Boi July 13, 2012
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