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Scrambled Omelet

An omelet that has been made so terribly that it just looks like scrambled eggs with various foods in it.

Man: Hey, I thought you ordered the ham and cheese omelet? What is that?

Women: Oh, no, here they make scrambled omelets.

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When one types a word into their iPhone or iPod, and it autocorrects it into a completely different word, both those words are iPhone anagrams

Man: My stupid autocorrect put pussy instead of pizza, sorry.
Women: Oh, those words are iPhone anagrams

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