Nuts

A guy on facebook who talks about a reoccuring dream where a T-Rex eats him....that's nuts!
A reoccurring dream. I look out my porch and I see a field with hundreds of Sauropods munching away in the grass. I am so amazed, I walk to the edge of my porch when I hear thundering foot steps coming closer and a HUGE T-Rex runs down the street by the house towards the field but catches me in its left eye and decides to pay me a visit by ripping into my house for a treat. WHATS IT ALL MEAN?!!! IT MEANS YOUR NUTS!!
by McGrathski April 22, 2010
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To nut means for a guy to have a cumgasm.
Matt made me nut three times while he was fucking me in my boy-pussy!
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Nut

A fruit composed of a hard shell and seed.

Not ejaculation you fucking morons.
"A wild almond is a nut which contains trace amounts of cyanide."
by AdvancingTECH February 22, 2015
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by REEEek September 17, 2018
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a very dry fruit, that monkeys usually eat
Quit looking up nut on urban dictionary you pervs and go to church
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Cassandra went nuts and chopped spencers dick off and fed it to people at a soup kitchen
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"Oh, wow, man! Look at all these different nuts intermingling in one bowl... It's like Nutstock, man!"

--Tommy Chong Intermingling Nuts
by DeeperThanHell September 05, 2016
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